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You stupid socialist

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  • My church squared that circle by only caring about others in the "eternal souls damned to hell" sense. If your physical needs weren't being met, that was a personal failing as far as they were concerned. What's that? Jesus did a lot of caring for the physical needs of others? Nah, see, that was as only as a metaphor for their spiritual needs. Get your hands off my stuff, dammit.

    • Now the full number of those who believed were of one heart and soul, and no one said that any of the things that belonged to him was his own, but they had everything in common. And with great power the apostles were giving their testimony to the resurrection of the Lord Jesus, and great grace was upon them all. There was not a needy person among them, for as many as were owners of lands or houses sold them and brought the proceeds of what was sold and laid it at the apostles’ feet, and it was distributed to each as any had need. (Acts 4:32-35)

      Wow, those apostles and primitive Christians completely missed the metaphor!

      • I once sat through a whole ass sermon about how actually that’s not communism 🙃

      • It's always fascinating to go back and re-read the Bible without the blinders of dogma on. For instance, Paul was held out as a divinely-appointed guide to the early church, but if you don't take his conversion story at face value it's quite clear that he's a conservative trying to take control of a nascent religion and steer it away from the more radical ideas that some of the other early followers took away from the teachings of Jesus. That fun children's story about Joshua and the walls of Jericho (remember the French Peas from VeggieTales)? That was the opening act of a years-long campaign of genocide and ethnic cleansing that God commanded the Israelites undertake to claim the Promised Land!

        My favorite, though, is Song of Solomon. It's straight-up erotic poetry, right in the middle of a book handed out to children! I know they claim it's metaphorical, but come the fuck on... the author spends whole chapters describing his lover's naked body, that ain't a metaphor for anything other than "I want to bone you."

        I'm not going to go as far as to say it's good erotic poetry, though. I've tried "your breasts are like fawns, twins of a gazelle" on my wife and was immediately ejected from the bedroom. YMMV, though.

    • Right wing starlet Erick Erickson likes to wax poetic about how Jesus' parable about the good Samaritan wasn't insisting people help those in need, it was about helping only other Christians in need. There was some Bible code or some shit that went into explaining how that worked.

    • Pie in the Sky - Pete Seeger

      :::spoiler Lyrics

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              [Chorus]
          You will eat
          Bye and bye
          In that glorious land in the sky
          Work and pray
          Live on hay
          You get pie in the sky when you die (that's a lie!)
      
          Long-haired preachers come out every night
          Try to tell you what's wrong and what's right
          But when asked about something to eat
          They will answer in voices so sweet:
      
          [Chorus]
          
          If you fight hard for children and wife
          Try to get something good in this life
          You're a sinner and a bad man, they tell
          When you die you will surely go to hell
      
          [Chorus]
      
          Workingmen of all countries unite
          Side by side we for freedom will fight
          When the world and its wealth we have gained
          To the grafters we'll sing this refrain:
      
          You will eat, bye and bye
          When you've learned how to cook and to fry
          Chop some wood, 'twill do you good
          And you'll eat in the sweet bye and bye
        
    • Yearly reminder that Mother Theresa was quoted as saying she withheld medication from children because she thought their suffering brought them closer to her god.

      The most revered catholic saint in modern times wanted to increase the suffering of children with excruciating diseases because it was holy.

      As someone with a lifelong genetic condition that causes chronic pain, fuck everything about any religion that would venerate that. It’s absolutely barbaric, and that mentality needs to die the agonising death it’s inflicted on others.

      • And then later admitted privately that she didn’t know whether or not that god even existed.

    • So the loaves and fishes were only metaphors and he didn’t actually feed the masses. Got it.

      Bet he also didn’t mean to pay taxes when he said “give unto Caesar what is Caesar’s”

      • Is this /s?

        Yes, it’s all metaphors. Pretty much all the Bible stories are lifted from earlier Mesopotamian, Greek, Egyptian, and Pagan fables. There are direct translations of previous myths and fables that we can trace through ancient manuscripts. None of it is true, and we’re all far better off understanding that.

        We can still take wisdom from the stories, but they’re nothing more than stories. No, there was no literal incident of a guy named Jesus cloning bread and fish to feed people. If you want to take a moral from that story, that’s lovely – just the same as we can take a moral to question strangers from Little Red Riding Hood. Just don’t expect us to believe a wolf literally swallowed a child and her grandmother whole, and they cut themselves from his stomach as he slept.

  • "We didn't think that included caring about people who weren't cishet, white Christians! That aren't poor! And don't annoy us for whatever reason!"

  • The worst people I have met in life are usually christian

    How many cases of child sexual abuse have they swept under the rug?

    Tax the church!

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