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  • All of them have a flat handle. My personal preference is for a cylindrical handle. Heavier and easier to hold. Flat cutlery that looks like it was stamped out of sheet metal won’t do at all.

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  • Install a mirror in his office. He’ll find the leaker right away.

  • Sure donny… are the Chinese diplomats in the room with us right now?

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  • Smelly cat, smelly cat… o/~

  • Says the guy who helped drive the β€œShip of America” into the iceberg.

  • Any Latino who voted for trump deserves what’s coming to them. We tried to warn you all.

  • The best part of trump being president twice non-consecutively is that he can be in the β€œtop five worst presidents of all time” twice.

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  • At guess #3 I had a feeling it was what it turned out to be, but I second guessed myself twice and got it wrong. Shoulda’ gone with my gut.

     
        
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  • Three’s a crowd.

     
        
    
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  • So the completely unqualified, dog-killing, trump-butt-kissing, hateful, ignorant, worthless, lying, and corrupt piece of filth - who happens to be the secretary of homeland security got her bag stolen?

    I think this reaction sums it up best:

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    Yeeesh.

  • I have ants. Teeny tiny little ones. I’ve tried sprays, repellents, traps. The sprays only work if I spray the ants directly. The repellants don’t work at all. They ignore the traps. They just won’t go away.

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  • I subscribed to a realm! We built in it for a while but then he didn’t like it anymore. Wanted to move on. Now I’m paying for a realm he doesn’t use.

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  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I kinda do know but I'm posting this as a joke.

    Showerthoughts @lemmy.world

    If octopuses had to wear clothes, they'd probably just wear skirts or kilts instead of pants.

    dailygames @lemmy.zip

    Wordle #1360 2024-03-10

    memes @lemmy.world

    I'll apply for the job, just to get my foot in the door.

    No Man's Sky @lemmy.world

    The crossover no man wants..

    No Man's Sky @lemmy.world

    How do you organize your stuff? Am I overdoing it?

    No Man's Sky @lemmy.world

    I messed up the end-game... (spoilers)

    No Man's Sky @lemmy.world

    This planet is fizzy.

    Memes @lemmy.ml

    Sticky Sweaty Sack Sucks