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@ ickplant @lemmy.world

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  • Good question

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  • Masturbate furiously. The goal is to finish when the song ends.

  • Match it

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  • Joke’s on you, kindness IS my freak. Now get over here and let me compliment you.

  • Paella on a market in London

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  • “Extract the mussel” you mean use a fork to pick the tender meat out of an open shell? I don’t know how you will manage.

    The shrimp, I can definitely see your point. I don’t want to get my hands dirty.

  • with a minion

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  • Meanwhile other 40 year old moms are on Lemmy shitposting.

  • Nobody: ... Influencers in Dubai:

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  • Because they are sociopaths. You and I would never get to the status of filthy rich because we would start giving money away before that.

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Hardcore

  • headache rule

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  • Why aren't we doing this

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  • It’s definitely a much smaller community than lemmyshitpost, but we love anything bat-related!

  • Shitlib magical wand nonsense 🙄

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  • A bunch of delusions. It’s going to be incredibly hard to undo what he did, and it will take decades. Decades that could be spent on progress as opposed to rebuilding the basics.

  • True love

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  • Absolutely accurate. Over 10 years of marriage, we both have seen some shit. And we are still madly in love.

  • Why aren't we doing this

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  • Imagine the amount of mosquitos you could fit if they were inside in the bats’ bellies! They eat like their weight in bugs every night.

  • Why aren't we doing this

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  • I have a better question - why isn’t this posted in the !bats@lemmy.world community? We would love it here. Stealing and crossposting now.

  • Fetterman hit with brutal 108-point polling swing: ‘He is below the lowest of the low’

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  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Please come back later

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    I bet everything is a group activity with these two

  • CW: Picture of a severe vaccine injury, NSFL

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  • You are not wrong, but I also want to say that the antivax movement started in the UK with Andrew Wakefield. Then US made it way more widespread.

  • I rember!

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  • Different sources, I just posted them without any additional blurring.

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    CW: Picture of a severe vaccine injury, NSFL

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    I rember!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    The Perfect Spot

  • My hole

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  • The Humiliation of Tulsi Gabbard

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  • Humiliation implies she felt shame. These people don’t feel shame.

  • Frying pork chops? Taking a leak? It's a mystery. 🤔

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  • removed that pee loud also pee fast! In and out before you know it. Such an evolutionary advantage, tiger can’t kill when so fast.

    Don’t ask me how I know.

  • Backward ass country

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  • Haha, my goal in life is to be called either an opossum lady or a bat lady. Smashing success!

  • My hole

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  • That bonus panel is chef’s kiss.

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Then they run for office, and people call them "self-made" and "job creators"

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Infinity vape gauntlet

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    First date ideas

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Backward ass country

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Stupid beans

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    It's important to know where you stand in the hierarchy

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    My hole

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Important clarification

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    Maybe, maybe not

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    CHOOO CHOOOOO MOTHERFUCKERS

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Trixie likes to sail the hot tub seas

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Good choice

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    Let's take it back

  • ADHD memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    Cool, calm and collected