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@ ickplant @lemmy.world

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  • Scratched out

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  • Yup, that’s Sunny. She came to us really traumatized and hid under the bed for three days. Now she begs for pets constantly. It’s like she realized people can be nice and is trying to make up for a bad childhood.

  • What's your Dad Score?

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  • One time I saw horses and got really excited but forgot the word for them so I excitedly yelled “PUPPIES!”

    My family never let me live that down. It’s been over 5 years now, and they still tease me by saying “look, Mom, puppies!” while pointing at horses.

  • It's easier to eat salad with chopsticks than with a fork.

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  • They never said it was difficult. Just stating the fact that eating salad with chopsticks is only easier if you already know how to use them.

    I totally agree with you that it’s easy, but many people still don’t know how.

  • You're cured!

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  • Can’t blame you. There are good doctors out there who hate the capitalist system and the insurance companies, but they still have to work within that system.

  • You're cured!

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  • Yup. And I should say you can find good ones in the U.S., you just never know.

    Mine was from New Zealand and worked with one of their Olympic teams. She never cracked my neck but gently massaged and manipulated it to release a whiplash injury after a car accident.

    For every one of her, there are 20 quacks who claim they can cure cancer with foot baths.

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    I must cleanse myself

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Is your carbs addiction worth it?

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Disapproving cat

  • who would win

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  • So far it's done well for the past 5 years, but it is harder now to find clients because the economy sucks and everyone is struggling (I'm a psychotherapist in the US). I have to plan for periods of drought, and make sure I keep up with marketing and networking.

    Honestly, in my field, once you get a good reputation, you will be OK. It's hard starting out, and I got lucky because I started out during COVID. Tons of demand back then, and some of those clients are still with me. Now I get referrals from clients and fellow therapists because I am established.

  • who would win

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  • I am so happy I decided to change careers and left corporate hell to start my own business. I never have to make sure my mouse moves ever again.

  • No excuses

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  • Match it

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  • I’ve been working on my epidermis. Thanks for noticing!

  • YSK that you can look yourself and your family up on unclaimed property page for every U.S. state you’ve ever lived in – often you find money you didn’t know about

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  • I have gotten money from them several times now. Mostly gift cards I forgot about, but this time it ended up being something big. I’m not sure why they never sent you your $35. Colorado is really good about it.

  • YSK that you can look yourself and your family up on unclaimed property page for every U.S. state you’ve ever lived in – often you find money you didn’t know about

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  • They literally do, I will be happy to post the check once it gets here.

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    You're cured!

  • Quack

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  • Bottom right corner.

  • Quack

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  • Eating ass

  • YSK that you can look yourself and your family up on unclaimed property page for every U.S. state you’ve ever lived in – often you find money you didn’t know about

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  • Which site?

  • Some of you had healthy childhoods...

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  • You Should Know @lemmy.world
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    YSK that you can look yourself and your family up on unclaimed property page for every U.S. state you’ve ever lived in – often you find money you didn’t know about

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Quack

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    Some of you had healthy childhoods...

  • Dent or Dust

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  • Don’t worry, you can go with stainless steel for only $7,800.

  • Dent or Dust

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  • “It’s not a vibrator, it’s an INEZ”

    Smdh.

  • Free Gym Membership Rule

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  • Damn, that’s a lot of potatoes. Keep lifting!

  • Free Gym Membership Rule

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  • The biggest sack of potatoes in my store is 5lb (2.3kg). But kitty litter… that you do have to lift with your legs.

  • Good question

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  • Makes me think of that hippo pooping except with cum.

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Hardcore

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    Please come back later

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    I bet everything is a group activity with these two

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    CW: Picture of a severe vaccine injury, NSFL

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    I rember!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    The Perfect Spot

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Then they run for office, and people call them "self-made" and "job creators"

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Infinity vape gauntlet

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    First date ideas