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  • That’s Ed Sheeran.

  • Welcome to the club! The club of opossum posting because the world is bleak and life is short and opossums be opossuming.

    If you aren’t subscribed to !opossums@lemmy.world you should be ☺️

  • 🤜🏻 🤛🏻

  • Hello, fellow Coloradan!

  • It’s actually…

    their blood being drained to be used in medicine.

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz

    Yay, milkshakes!

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    The Hole

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Dramatic dangle (pic by Cass Villarreal)

  • I mean, nothing. If someone wanted to do that, they could.

    And I am sure we will start seeing more and more AI being passed off as real pics as the technology improves. It’s sad.

  • Omg, would he be making that adorable krkrkrkrkrkr sound? I had a cat growing up and she would do that while looking at birds.

    Edit: Story time because I can’t resist. I had this cat when I was living in Russia in a tall rise on the 9th floor.

    And one time, she was sitting at the window, making that krkrkrkr or ekekekek… thankfully I came close to see what she was doing.

    She saw a pigeon on the windowsill outside and jumped after him. I grabbed her and pulled her back in.

    She would have fallen if not for that. We never kept the window open again. But…

    She caught a whole-ass pigeon and dragged it, while it was bleeding and flapping its wings, all the way to the bathroom.

    There, she hid behind the toilet and made those VOOOOOOOOOO sounds at us until we were finally able to catch her and get the bird out (sadly didn’t survive).

    My cat went straight up feral that day.

  • pics @lemmy.world

    Yesterday's Blood Moon from Westcliff, CO by Lars Leber Photography

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Sad cat

  • cats @lemmy.world

    M Ö T H

  • But it doesn’t scare away creampies, it invites them? Or am I missing something? It scares away sperm in the creampies, sure… but that’s just a part of a creampie, not all of it.

    Jesus, I can’t believe I typed all of this out. Should I delete it? Probably. I’m not going to though.

  • I got it off a post by a caricaturist, so if it’s AI, it could be him generating it but I doubt it. He probably grabbed it from someone else. Here is the image I cropped:

  • Mildly Interesting @lemmy.world

    Jim Carrey's new face

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Carl and his foster daughter

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  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Catnip wore off

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    I'm sorry

  • cats @lemmy.world

    It's a spectrum

  • I have that lamp from IKEA. Really brings the room together.

  • I do believe that for him, the beating will continue post-mortem. You know, double tap and all that.

  • cats @lemmy.world

    And both beautiful

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Cat trained the husband

  • For anyone who watches Impractical Jokers… “Loose candies?”

  • From Urban Dictionary:

    To bogart - To keep something all for oneself, thus depriving anyone else of having any. A slang term derived from the last name of famous actor Humphrey Bogart because he often kept a cigarette in the corner of his mouth, seemingly never actually drawing on it or smoking it. Often used with weed or joints but can be applied to anything.

  • Yes, yes I am 😅

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Stop bogarting that good stuff

  • Funny @sh.itjust.works

    Big head

  • cats @lemmy.world

    Don't drink him though

  • That’s also my husband’s wife.

  • cats @lemmy.world

    He's not playing

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Game over