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@ ickplant @lemmy.world

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  • Dent or Dust

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  • “It’s not a vibrator, it’s an INEZ”

    Smdh.

  • Free Gym Membership Rule

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  • Damn, that’s a lot of potatoes. Keep lifting!

  • Free Gym Membership Rule

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  • The biggest sack of potatoes in my store is 5lb (2.3kg). But kitty litter… that you do have to lift with your legs.

  • Good question

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  • Makes me think of that hippo pooping except with cum.

  • Not just you

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  • Yes, but only if I squeeze a bit of honey on top too. Honey toast is where it’s at.

  • 11,000 Children Among Tens of Thousands ‘Waiting for Surgery’ in Cuba Due to US Blockade

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  • Because Trump wants to put “a big beautiful”Trump hotel and golf course there, duh.

  • I'd love that

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  • The dog felt bad about the landlord ripping you off and decided to contribute to your rent fund the best way it knows how.

    Good dog.

  • With our new AI 3D rendering feature you can turn any standard 2D photo into an accurate 3D model! BEHOLD!

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  • “Kill me”

    • Cat

  • Jensen Huang says Nvidia engineers should use AI tokens worth half their annual salary every year to be fully productive

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  • That’s the neat part!

  • with a minion

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  • Word.

  • Good question

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  • Masturbate furiously. The goal is to finish when the song ends.

  • Match it

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  • Joke’s on you, kindness IS my freak. Now get over here and let me compliment you.

  • Paella on a market in London

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  • “Extract the mussel” you mean use a fork to pick the tender meat out of an open shell? I don’t know how you will manage.

    The shrimp, I can definitely see your point. I don’t want to get my hands dirty.

  • with a minion

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  • Meanwhile other 40 year old moms are on Lemmy shitposting.

  • Nobody: ... Influencers in Dubai:

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  • Because they are sociopaths. You and I would never get to the status of filthy rich because we would start giving money away before that.

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Hardcore

  • headache rule

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  • Why aren't we doing this

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  • It’s definitely a much smaller community than lemmyshitpost, but we love anything bat-related!

  • Shitlib magical wand nonsense 🙄

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  • A bunch of delusions. It’s going to be incredibly hard to undo what he did, and it will take decades. Decades that could be spent on progress as opposed to rebuilding the basics.

  • True love

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  • Absolutely accurate. Over 10 years of marriage, we both have seen some shit. And we are still madly in love.

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Please come back later

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    I bet everything is a group activity with these two

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    CW: Picture of a severe vaccine injury, NSFL

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    I rember!

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    The Perfect Spot

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Then they run for office, and people call them "self-made" and "job creators"

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Infinity vape gauntlet

  • Microblog Memes @lemmy.world
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    First date ideas

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    Backward ass country

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Stupid beans

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    It's important to know where you stand in the hierarchy

  • Comic Strips @lemmy.world
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    My hole

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Important clarification

  • Science Memes @mander.xyz
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    Maybe, maybe not

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world
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    CHOOO CHOOOOO MOTHERFUCKERS

  • cats @lemmy.world
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    Trixie likes to sail the hot tub seas

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world
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    Good choice