TRUCKIN'

Making this your profile picture takes guts.
- Or just one big one
- I genuinely don't understand how people live like that.
- Well yeah... Guts are the majority of the photo 😂

I think I see many reasons why Debby is no longer in the picture.
Anyways, how far along, truck chief?
- That removed hates patriotism.
  
  Holy fuck. Red truck, pale fuck, blue truck. Red, white and blue.
  His profile pic is a flag.

As a former paramedic, this profile pic makes my back hurt
- As a former ER tech that had to hold up a belly that size for 30 minutes for a doctor to put in femoral central lines....I feel your pain. (literally)
  
  As a former sterile processing tech who had to clean the cholesterol out of reusable suction tubes....gross
- As a former yachtbuilder im worried over allowed cargo limits on that boat

I can't help but feel awe for that belly. Some respect even.
- Had a girlfriend with her dad like that. She insisted it was all muscle.
  
  The mighty one-pack, aka a firm bubble filled with visceral fat
  
  Ten thousand crunches every morning
  
  A distended muscle enhanced and angered by alcohol & burgers
  
  Kingpin body
- I have to respect the confidence.
- Absolute unit

Bro, how do people get to this point‽ I fell into a fair sized windfall and laid on the couch for almost a year smoking and drinking myself into a stupor every night. And I never got even close to this!
- After the first year you are just getting started, you will need decades of commitment and sacrifice and you'll have to leave Debrah by the side of the road before you get there.
  
  A year isn't even enough time to give yourself proper liver disease, unless it's acute. But then you have a better chance of straight up dying from alcohol poisoning or DUI.
- It's also indicative of extreme liver damage
  
  I mean, my doctor told me mine was bigger than normal. But I didn't look anything even close to homie
- Amateur
  
  Lol!
  Bring it!
  I've been on my couch for close to a year. What you got?
- Trucking is so bad for you. I did a couple of years and gained more weight than I care to mention. You sit in that seat for 16 hours a day. You tell yourself you're going to eat healthy and exercise, but by the time you shut down for the night you're exhausted. You eat a shitty carb heavy meal and sleep on it. Then you do it again.
  Really we need to let truckers do uppers again. This drug free attitude we've adopted just isn't healthy! JK about that last part. Kinda
  
  Coca cola original recipe for the masses!
- There’s this line in that new show I watched. The guy just gets dumped by his wife, goes like: « He needed to sit a minute…. He sat down 20 years » The scene hit like a brick
  (Can’t find it dubbed.. sorry 😅 https://youtu.be/yaw5pRm364U )
  
  Can I be real with you for a little? I got broken up with by the girl that got me to start working again. The moment I got into okish shape, she dipped. The ones I have met via the apps, have asked me to get back to my old self.
  I didn't know what that means, but I am far from someone who needs advice(even though I do need to lose a few inches from my waistline). But I don't need to be reminded! I do a good enough job of insulting myself.
- How old are you, or were you? Not saying there are no younger people who pack on weight, I’ve just found it’s harder to stay in shape as I get older. And if you’re not trying at all, this can happen to anyone. Course you his guy may have always been like that.
  
  Shit, I am judging them....
  Thanks for making me figure it out for myself.
  
  But that picture is real. And I'll say it "this specific person deserves to be judged!"
  
  Was 22 when I first got into shape, currently almost fifty and don't judge anyone who has the ability to stick they chin out further than their belly.
- You weren't as committed.
  
  Fuck me. Kinda glad I got back into social circles, let's call it socialism.

well, he's gonna be sitting at home soon when the tariff shortages hit this month
- OUT OF A JOB AND PROUD. I SIT AT HOME AND GO FISHING. I HATE MY EX...
  
  and they let straight people adopt children, yikes
- It'll still somehow be Biden's fault
- He’ll keep on truckin’….. for UberEats
  
  hey, I mean Uber Freight is a thing now
  
  Who will be able to afford ubereats?
- and again when they finish figuring out self driving trucks. https://www.theverge.com/news/659518/aurora-autonomous-truck-first-delivery-texas
  
  The 75 mph 40 ton AI driven trolley problem ... coming soon to an interstate near you! Will the semi swerve to kill the family of 5 in the Dodge Caravan, or continue forward and smash through the construction site to kill one construction worker.
  You could also play a 70 mph hour version of "Red Light/Green Light" when the autonomous semi truck randomly slams its breaks and does a hard stop on the interstate because it's LiDAR system suddenly perceived an overpass or guard rail on a curve as a brick wall.
  We have 20 years before autonomous trucks are a threat to trucking careers .... but about 3 years before they are a threat to everyone on the road.

"Frig off, Debrah!"

Now that's confidence
- Well they say confidence is liquor to the fool, and food to the wise man. Looks like this guy has had plenty of both.
- That's actually guts

🎶Now this looks like a job for me
\ So everybody just follow me
\ Cause we need a little controversy
\ Because it feels so empty without me!
- 🎶Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
  \ Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
  \ They start feeling like prisoners, helpless
  \ 'Til someone comes along on a mission and yells"removed"🎶
  
  I don’t really understand song lyrics (rap’s generally easier to understand, but not Eminem, lol), so that’s the first time I realized how it goes and I strongly identify with this.
  My parents were both born in 1950, and one of my aunts was born five years earlier. I know those are literally two different generations, but also figuratively. My parents’ favorite musicians were Eric Clapton and Donovan, and my aunt’s was Elvis, the latter of which seemed unbearably old fashioned to me as a kid (and I was born about 30 years after Clapton and Donovan became relevant, but they were still at least enjoyable to listen to even when I was very young).