It Certainly Looks Like Elon Musk’s ‘Legion’ of Kids Is Bigger Than Anyone Imagined

St. Clair claims she was offered $15 million and a monthly payment of $100k to stay silent about their relationship and their new son, who has been named “Romulus,” the newspaper notes.

Musk is the scum of the earth (and I’m a man), but I think even I’d carry his baby for cash like that.

Some wild stuff in there

[...] bringing the grand (known) total to 14. However, according to a new report, there could be more, as the unhinged oligarch has reportedly been known to send his semen to women he doesn’t even know.

[...] Musk has a habit of reaching out to female X users “through direct messages, some of whom he eventually solicits to have his babies, according to people who have viewed the messages.” At least one of those lucky ladies is crypto influencer Tiffany Fong, whom Musk followed on X last year. Sources told the newspaper that the billionaire had sent her a DM last November “asking if she was interested in having his child.” Wong apparently declined the offer.

During St. Clair’s pregnancy, Musk suggested that they bring in other women to have even more of their children faster. “To reach legion-level before the apocalypse,” he said to St. Clair in a text message viewed by The Wall Street Journal, “we will need to use surrogates.” He has recruited potential mothers on his social-media platform X, according to some of the people.

The Journal article notes that Musk has attempted to get all the various members of his “harem” to congregate in a compound that he recently had built in Austin, Texas.

During the nazi era, comedians had a field day mocking Hitler and his cronies. The immortal joke 'the true Aryan is as blonde as Hitler, slim as Goering, and as tall/beautiful as Goebbels'. It was funny then and still funny now. Because none of them even remotely resembled the ideal they spoke about. This is even funnier when you include goblins like Himmler who was the head of the SS when he would never have qualified to even be an enlisted SS man when he was younger.

I hope we can finally see who wins between one Elon-sized toddler and 100 toddler-sized Elons

He only wants them for organs

We should really keep talking about how Elon is the real president and Trump is just the secretary.

Use words that they understand, like pointing out how Musk is still having kids and it's been 19/20 years since Trump was able to sire a kid. In the MAGA world, doesn't that show how much more deserving Musk is and that Trump is used up?

Something to get them infighting and destroy themselves from within.

Still, Musk, like other billionaires, does seem to be obsessed with his own longevity, as can be seen by his ever-expanding family line.

Seriously, does anyone but a few historians know what Rockefeller or Carnegie look like? Most of the US don't even know who our former presidents were, much less what they looked like. In one or two generations, they'll be footnotes at best. That goes for you Bezos, Dorsey, Zuck, Bannon, Stone, etc. No one cares about you.

Wanna bet he hates his kids? Especially if any that are smarter and cooler than him.

How much does he have to pay them? Oh here:

St. Clair claims she was offered $15 million and a monthly payment of $100k

Isn't it weird that we let these rich paranoid dynasty freaks control so much of our world? I find it ironic that they have more money than gods, but are just as susceptible to time and bullets as us plebs. That notion helps me sleep at night.

“Without babies there’s no future, every problem becomes secondary to the problem of not having people on the planet,” said Varsavsky. “Elon believes that a country is not the geography, a country is the people.”

Speaking to an audience at an investment conference in Saudi Arabia last year, Musk laid out the urgency of the matter. “I think for most countries, they should view the birthrate as the single biggest problem they need to solve. If you don’t make new humans, there’s no humanity, and all the policies in the world don’t matter,” Musk told the crowd over a live video.

Possible translation: "I'm going to need many, many future slaves and test subjects for my Neuralink brain chip that will be able to read your minds and maybe even allow me to take control of your minds and bodies whenever I want. Also, I need to blast lots of controllable people to Mars. Many of them will probably die. Pilgriming is hard business, after all."

Can't believe how out of touch this sick fuck is. "Have more kids!!" Ya, ok buddy. Maybe when you make housing available and affordable. Maybe when you make it easy to have a life at home and not completely beholden to tenuous corporate interests optimized to squeeze all of someone's life and soul out of them. Maybe when you start to actually give a fuck about the future health of this planet, so if someone decides to bring new life into existence, they're not debilitated by guilt at having forced someone to live in the hellish future you're fabricating.

“Without babies there’s no future, every problem becomes secondary to the problem of not having people on the planet”

Instead, how about "With the perception of there being a really shitty future, or possibly no future, people will conscientiously refuse to bring more people into existence because they don't want to be responsible for their childrens' horrible and untimely deaths."

I, for one, would feel like a complete piece of shit if I were to reproduce today because, sorry kid, the shittiest, most hostile sociopathic people happen to be in charge now and I don't foresee that changing anytime soon...barring, of course, an extinction event you would have no chance of surviving.

All violence aside I'm really curious how inheratance works out for all those kids

Idiocracy all over again. C'mon smart people...start having those kids!

asked to be a sperm donor for a high-profile Japanese influencer. “They want me to be a sperm donor. No romance or anything, just sperm,”

Interestingly, one of my favorite AV films has a title that translates more or less into, "No romance or anything, just sperm"

my guess is 45 kids. he has at least that many. like what do you call a legion? a few dozen? a few hundred?

I wonder how many times he’s sold his sperm at the sperm bank? Seems like it would be simpler and he wouldn’t owe child support.

And yet his penis is much smaller

I wonder if he's part of that Quiver Full cult

Fucking disgusting...

And calling the kid Romulus... wtf...

yall are thinking low, sometimes Ive had the thought that if I was rich af id just be the next ghenghis khan and make my first name their last name so centuries from now everyone has my name as their last name, thats how you get in history books, anyone with khan in their name reminds ppl of ghengis khan. And its not even that negative, a kid growing up rich without their dad and likely some other dad, beats being a beggar kid wirh your ribs showing in india, like it beats my childhood of getting hit for existing, idk they got a good easy life.

Nothing scary about it unless hes having thousands of kids and raising them with personal tutors and brainwashers then placing them in positions of power across the country. Israel alreasy does that with a nation.