one of the sources was literally "confidential information"

How do you not drip back onto it?

I have only used (and own) asian or japanese style ones and its a little jet that squirts at your puckered pink starfish, water drips back into the bowl

Do you use paper too?

Yes, I have a hairy butthole and have to pat dry

How is it okay for me to use the same one right after Typhoid Larry?

Like any other toilet seat? I don't know.

Doesn't poo go everywhere?

No, not for me, anyways.

saved. I love it

consent meme with Jesus and the couple but with America as Jesus and China and Iran are the couple

Lol, lmao even

fucking awsome

You can, but I think it's made in Puerto Rico by Bacardi.

In Canada, Havana Club has a little seal and stamp on the bottom that says "Republica de Cuba Garantia - Cuban Government Warrantied Cuban Rum" it is the real seized-in-the-revolution Havana Club.

The "real Havana club" has a little story in their website where they moan about the "tyrant" Castro seizing their distillery. Hilariously, the photo of their founder has him dressed to the nines in a tux, and his companion is in an evening gown. Quite a contrast to what I imagine a sugar cane worker employed by the distillery would wear.

Looks sleek, good job comrade