I'm pretty sure I'd poop if I tried farting in that position

That's... not a terrible mug shot

I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Thank you!

Taco Bell is fine but have you seen Wendy's prices? Holy crap!

I wonder if these correct vision like looking through a pinhole does

Are those belly button lint people?

I see you're drinking 2%. Is that 'cause you think you're fat?

Let's see if you bastards can do 90

Do the interns get Glocks?

Wow, is this a Disenchantment meme?

give

I SEEN HIM

Awesome, thank you!

You should go to the doctor

Thanks for looking into it and I appreciate the integrity here. I'll just have to make that extra tap to access my uh, stuff.

Ok, thank you. I'm sticking with Voyager anyway, but it would be a nice feature to have.

I pay for premium and still have to watch all the sponsored crap within the video itself. I block all those channels manually so it's slowly getting better.