Well why are they paying for ads if there’s no competition
If there’s one thing video games have taught me it’s that once you’ve completed everything it stops being fun
If I protect the body it’s “why does the soul need a body” and if I don’t protect the body it’s “how does reconstructing the body make sure the soul comes with it” it’s a catch-22 is what it is.
You could buy a Doritos locos taco
CEOs are powerful dangerous people
Even fitness models only look like that on the day of the photo shoot, it isn’t healthy
Does this mean I can put mustard on things instead of eating all these vegetables?
Slightly darker black
Watch the nhl and eat pizza
The people who don’t like her already don’t like him
“This is the part where I kill you”
Monkey needs a hug
Cheat codes are just low tech micro transactions because they would have a 1-900 number to call for them.
Buying something on the 27th instead of the 28th, that’ll teach em
Isn't jokerless challenge hard enough wihout this?


Why don’t they just ban hex, ankh, ectoplasm, wof, temperance, from jokerless