Urethra Franklin @ AnonWyo @startrek.website 帖子 48评论 84加入于 1 yr. ago
Maybe. As for me, I'm just a sometimes-immature 40 year old participating in a shitposting group.
Cobain's, too.
Jesus leaving Chili's the way His father would want him to on Christmas night
Your cardiologist would like a word about having a 2,000 year old corpse in your heart.
2024 is just around the corner, friend. Don't be afraid to set big goals for yourself.
Jenny, Jenny, who can I turn to...
TAKE OFF, EH!
Stands to reasons, since most depictions of this Jesus character show him as VERY white and VERY European.
I love the idea of him telling a parable with a comical German accent.
"Da! Hullo! Wilkommen to mein sermon on mein mount!"
They have cars in the Middle East?
Oh. Wait. Just the Israelis.
Blessed are the cheesemakers?
William Shatner, is that you?
Eat them up, yum.
It's why I like bacteria. Being from Wyoming, it's the only culture some of my hick kin have.
It's really not a risk for me until I try and get past online chat. Online chatting, I can proofread my...ahem flirtations. In person? It's a crapshoot.
That being said, I prefer to disappoint potential romantic interests in person. I'm old fashioned like that.
Username checks out.
This genuinely made me snicker.
So the drop bears actually float up?
Would you like to play a game?
If you French fry when you're supposed to pizza, YER GONNA HAVE A BAD TIME!
It's Hornée. It's French.