Urethra Franklin @ AnonWyo @startrek.website Posts 48Comments 84Joined 1 yr. ago
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Just, ya know, if we need FUTURE family planning advice.
"Notice how I posted a meme a long time ago! Notice how I internet in superior fashion! Validate me! NOTICE ME! NOOOOOOTIIIIIIICE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Only the plan to turn the United States government into a broad amalgamation of totalitarianism and fascism.
I found it clunky and cumbersome. Hate on me for not discovering Linux sooner, but on XP, Windows Media Player did the same job more efficiently for me.
I will say, though, I moved away from optical media as soon as I could.
Heh.
You said "wood."
Hey baby...
Naw. I'm plenty real. I just have a sick sense of humor.
It's a major award!
License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!
Well. Now we know what kind of porn Uncle Sam is into.
Nor cunning use of flags.
I don't know why you guys make jokes about this. Captchas LITERALLY keep SKYNET from forming.
I'd be more impressed if He could accurately recreate Mogen David 20/20 or Boone's Farm. In my experience, those were demonic, leading to a religious experience as I begged God for mercy between wretches.
MAGA. We put the Fun in "fundamental."
Holy Ghost?
What the hell is this? An episode of Scooby-Doo?
"And I would've gotten away with it if it wasn't for you God and Jesus kids!"
Good. Christ can keep me hydrated.
Carbohydrated.
Look, man, I first saw Airheads at about 13...
How would you know? You're sleeping.
Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
Turducken would like a word.
Wrong, dickhead, trick question. Lemmy IS God.