Don't worry, I've been following his simple minded, tone deaf train of thought for several posts.
He's too busy posting to respond (rather than replying to discuss) to remember to cup the balls.
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I don't even know where to buy wine coolers anymore. Did I type that out loud?

I got my date at the family reunion...

Save big money at My Nards!
Depends on the profession, I suppose.
Do dildo testers have a union?
This is horsecaca. As a pansexual male, I prefer a Dutch oven.

I found it clunky and cumbersome. Hate on me for not discovering Linux sooner, but on XP, Windows Media Player did the same job more efficiently for me.
I will say, though, I moved away from optical media as soon as I could.
Heh.
You said "wood."
How would you know? You're sleeping.
Dark Helmet : Did you see anything?
Colonel Sandurz : No, sir! I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
Username checks out.
Would you like to play a game?
Caffeine defense?
Username checks out.
EDIT: That being said, I agree with you for the most part, though I would charge that am exceedingly high caffeine level such as this should be clearly labeled.
The scary part for me is that, while this gentleman lived independently, I wonder if he would have been able to make the responsible choice to limit his intake or choose another drink if he was aware of the stimulant effects. Developmental disabilities can vastly alter critical thinking of things like that.
Bummer of a situation all around.
A penne for your thoughts?
Completely missed it. My mistake.
Biblical or modern?
Of course. It lacks Joe Pesci "dressed like a chicken."
The difficulty is that tipped employees, in some parts of the United States, can (and do) make as little as $2.13/hr. Laws ostensibly exist to ensure that tipped employees make minimum wage (federally mandated at $7.25/hr), but, due to a variety of factors, this isn't always the case (to say nothing of the fact that $7.25/hr is hardly a living wage).
I spent 25+ years in food service. It was a lot of fun and seemingly good money when I was younger. Now that I'm 40, things like dependable pay and benefits trump the fun I had waiting tables and bartending all those years.
"Put them in the camel clutch, break his back, fuck his ass, and make him humble!"

