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1y ago

Romantic gesture

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At least she ain’t Amber Heard
- She's still got some nerve tho
- Would still eat tho
  
  What a terrible day to be literate

Where's the parm tho. How the fk am I supposed to eat this without parm.
- If you don't have a personal supply of parm on your person 24/7 I don't want to know you
- Dude my sauce needs no parm. The secret is a pinch of aniseed
- Garlic bread too. This isn't love this is bullshit.

Would still eat tho
- Combat food waste!
  
  And unseasoned pillows!

Hotels have brainwashed us into thinking putting stuff on other people's pillows is acceptable! Don't touch my pillow : <

What was the expected surprise?
- An expected surprise? No such thing.
- Possibly a box of chocolates or a piece of jewelry

Considering how much I love pasta I could see my wife doing this

🤌

There are bloggers on youtube who taste instant food and various sublimates. Sometimes food accidentally falls out of the package right onto the table and looks something like this. This does not bother anyone and the tasting continues.
- There’s nothing wrong with this picture except that the noodles look overdone, the sauce looks bland, and it’s going to stain that pillow so should be on a plate.
  
  There are no noodles in this picture
- "My disappointment..."

How sweet, a representation of My Little Penne.
- Ok, fine. Looks more like an evil Pokemon goat.

I'm gonna poop on your bed.

Penneoli penneoli don't lewd the Marioli.

nyeh heh heh

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