At least she ain’t Amber Heard
Would still eat tho
What a terrible day to be literate
Where's the parm tho. How the fk am I supposed to eat this without parm.
If you don't have a personal supply of parm on your person 24/7 I don't want to know you
Dude my sauce needs no parm. The secret is a pinch of aniseed
Garlic bread too. This isn't love this is bullshit.
Hotels have brainwashed us into thinking putting stuff on other people's pillows is acceptable! Don't touch my pillow : <
What was the expected surprise?
An expected surprise? No such thing.
Possibly a box of chocolates or a piece of jewelry
Considering how much I love pasta I could see my wife doing this
🤌
There are bloggers on youtube who taste instant food and various sublimates. Sometimes food accidentally falls out of the package right onto the table and looks something like this. This does not bother anyone and the tasting continues.
How sweet, a representation of My Little Penne.
Ok, fine. Looks more like an evil Pokemon goat.
Penneoli penneoli don't lewd the Marioli.
nyeh heh heh
