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djtech @lemmy.world

1y ago

Nice parenting tip

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Ah, the old !lemmaroo 😂
- Hold my third-party clients, I'm going in
  
  Isn't there supposed to be a link to... somewhere? I never found out where it went, but I remember there were links...
- tried starting this at the height of the switch and got berated for it
  
  Berated?? Why?! It's just having a bit of fun 😂

I just told my kids where the presents are, and that they are more than welcome to ruin Christmas for themselves if they wanted to.
- Interesting play! Let me know how it goes (and what age?)
  
  I've done it for years. They avoid the present hiding place like the plague. :) I suspect my oldest ruined her Christmas once, but that's all it took. My youngest is very good at delayed gratification.

Fish heads, fish heads, rolly-polly fish heads
- Eat them up, yum.

I think it is a crime that you did not include a link to the post. It's on the fediverse, it's not that hard to find
- https://thecanadian.social/@MostlyHarmless/111600193418142700
  I like to think I'm somewhat of an investigator myself.

Oh they’re getting a puppy!! Oh wait… no!
- Its "thrm" so they are getting 2 puppies!

- "Want an actual parenting tip? Start talking to your baby like their a normal person very early on. Talking to them like they're a baby just makes them act like a baby."

Image Transcription: Mastodon Post
MostlyHarmless, @MostlyHarmless@thecanadian. …
Pro parenting tip: If your kids keep finding the presents you've hidden, put them in the attic. Don't forget to feed them while they're up there.

First I have to buy my kids presents and now I have to feed them too?? What's next?

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