The average age of Disney princesses is 505y.

Easy mistake, her name is Merida. Not sure what she's a perfect example of though?

Percentile gang, let's go! 😎

The median, or 50th percentile, here would be 17 or 18, meaning 50% of the princesses are aged 17 or lower, and 50% are aged 18 or higher.

Nah, it's the perfect example of why the median is a pathetic excuse of a statistical tool that is only used by those that wish to opress minorities

This is just how people with Scottish blood look when you take photos of them, my source is my family photo album.

She looks like a meerkat.

😐

I mean, yes, but she's only physically and mentally 14.

If you put a child in cryostasis until she's technically 18 you would still be a pedo if you did anything to her.

That embryo frozen for 24 years or whatever that was successfully implanted and carried to term didn't emerge from the womb 6'1" with an MBA.

Would you have looked at an embryo frozen for 18 years and said "uh-hhuhuh, she's totally legal"?

Same logic applies.

Youre thinking of sleeping beauty, not snow white

Which reminds me, where's Leia?

By the time that Brave was made, Pixar was a wholly owned subsidiary of Disney. That's a distinction without a difference.

Alice is only a princess in Kingdom Hearts lore.

Meanwhile Ariel just chills in her world in KH1. Really wonder why they made that choice.

Even Max Klinger is technically eligible.

Heck, even opting for median age over the mean would work in this case!

I’m surprised that the Frozen sisters are 21 and 24. I thought they were closer in age, and younger.

I can't help but notice the earlier entries are tagged as younger when there's no real notable age gap between, say, Jasmine and Elsa. Jane Porter, from Tarzan, could easily be in her late-20s/early-30s. Aurora and Cinderella could be anywhere from a very mature 16 to a slightly immature 24 (if their birthdays weren't a pivotal part of their plots, anyway). Mulan is punching way above her weight class at age 16. Esmerelda could pass as early 30s, easily, just on her mannerism and professional talent.

The only one that really works at this age bracket is Alice.

Funny enough that frozen is always shown in school, but they never finished it. They always play like about 45 minutes of class time duing holidays where there is no classwork to do. Already finished school by now and I'mma just google the plot lol

They aged her up so it would be less creepy

Pocahontas is also younger than labeled. IIRC she was like 17 when she was forced into marrying a tobacco farmer. She died only a few years later.

Yeah, that one was the one that surprised me. I would have guessed she was supposed to be late 20s.

Probably legal where she's from. 🤢

those random Korean letters at the bottom are absolutely critical to the meme and had to be included

Atlantis, her name is kida, altantians are super long lived because of the crystal on her neck.

That one with the skinny dude with glasses.

Okay, I think I found it: "Atlantis: The Lost Empire"?

Top right is Aurora/Briar Rose from Sleeping Beauty

one of my favorites of that era along with treasure island

Not surprised its unrecognized. The movie is a hidden gem.

Needs more Kuzco.

Her actual age is unknown, due to nobody knowing what year she was born. Estimates put her at around 10 or 11 when John Smith arrived. Some people say he was romantically involved with her, but others believe he played that part up to keep her from getting killed by other settlers. Those people say she was simply a translator and ambassador for several years, since she was able to learn English relatively quickly. She was ~16-17 when she was taken hostage, forcibly baptized, and married off to a tobacco farmer. She died only a few years later, around the age of 20 or 21.

Mulan has the highest kill count... I think

Not seen the movie but I assume she behaves like a 22 yo as well?

That's one of the many things that threw me with LotR Rings of Power was how Galadriel behaved like a teen while being between 3,412 and 5,353 years old.

Stitch is assigned male

OP forgot to capitalize the P.

To be included in the Disney Princess line, a character must be a protagonist or main supporting character in an animated theatrical film produced by a studio owned by The Walt Disney Company that is the first film in its franchise (thus excluding characters introduced in sequels, direct-to-video films and television series), must be human in her standard form and in general should be a princess by way of either marriage to a prince or through herself descending from a monarch or tribal chief. Exceptionally heroic characters who do not have a royal title can also be included.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_Princess

The list of official princesses kept changing over time, mainly because new characters were added to the list as new movies emerged. Still, three princesses were removed from it in 2005: Tinker Bell, Esmeralda, and Jane Porter. The reasons why they made the list in the first place are not entirely clear since they are neither main characters in their films nor do they have royal heritage.

[...] In Esmeralda's case, the reason was that the sales of The Hunchback of Notre Dame products were not going as Disney had hoped, and the character was not as popular with the audience.

https://movieweb.com/official-disney-princess-rules/

But as the reply said, Alice is not a Disney Princess nor a princess.

Or Belle or Jane.

Nor Alice...

Who here forgot Disney even made Tarzan? ✋

Bottom left is Tiana, from Princess and the Frog. They definitely choose a frame where her head is rounder than normal...

Esmeralda from Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Jane from Tarzan, I think.

Esmeralda from Hunchback of Notre Dame, and Jane from Tarzan.