I'll bid $500, but I'll raise it to $1,000 if she's kinky.

The scabs add thickness and texture

Sounds like you need a better attorney.

It could also be resolved by everybody agreeing to be responsible for the toilet when they go to use it.

Don't get me wrong. When I have female company, I do my best to leave the seat down.

I've only ever been chided on the issue once or twice in my life.

In my opinion it's on you to make sure the bathroom is ready for you when you go to use it.

Pop OS has always been slow for me, I don't know why.

There is another

I got my first grown-up job in 2012, and I was making $15 an hour as a computer desk jockey.

Three years later, due to some cock ups, I was only making $16.50, so I quit and got another job. The next job hired me at $20 an hour.

Three years later, I had moved up, I was doing well, but it was time for me to move. So I moved across country, and I got my next job, and I went from $28 an hour to $35 an hour.

Three years later, it was time to move and I moved to my next job and was making $60 an hour.

I have a friend who stayed with the same job where I was making $16.50 an hour 11 years ago.

He's still there and he makes $26 an hour.

That goes to show you how much they reward you staying.

I jumped ship for a decade and make nearly 3x what the faithful do.

Creeper no creeping

The only people I've ever seen able to do that had a prosthetic leg.

Five convictions for inciting hate against Muslims.

The muppets are filmed on a soundstage in California.

Any community that gets its laughs by pretending to post AI slop will eventually be flooded by actual ai slop enjoyers who mistakenly believe that they’re in good company.

Chris Hansen:

"They are "14 age mutant ninja turtles", why don't you take a seat?"

Probably his wife and children, too.

And I wouldn't be too surprised if occasionally he goes out to recreationally hunt the homeless.

I don't really care for their food.

To me, their meat has a smell that is very reminiscent of canned wet dog food.

But I have no problem with other people like it, so you do you

No, this is "no stupid questions"

"I should be allowed to mock you, but you shouldn't be allowed to do anything about it" < your words

Isn't not giving Dave Chappelle money or time or attention the grand sum of things that you can do about his stance without violence?

I think you and I have had interactions elsewhere on Lemmy, and typically they're very antagonistic and I don't know why that is.

I earnestly try to be a reasonable person and to express my views without judgment of other people.

I do this in hopes that debate produces something positive, but from what I remember, typically, no matter what I say to you, your response is to exacerbate the argument rather than resolve it.

Sometimes other people have views that do not mesh with yours, yet they are not your enemy.

I know trans people. I have trans friends. I live in a very progressive area by choice. I have gone to protests to protect women and trans people alike.

I am an ally, and if you think that me believing or having a reason to believe that Dave Chappelle is also an ally makes me not an ally, then that's pretty much the end of the conversation, right?

Are you suggesting violence as an appropriate response to his commentary?

Have you encountered anyone who has been emboldened to commit either emotional or physical crimes against another person because of something Dave Chappelle has said or done?

If so, then I'm more than willing to change the way I view his schtick, but I cannot find any correlation between an increase in any sort of hurt or violence towards trans people, and anything Dave Chappelle has said or done.

I think he's serving as a pressure release valve for the people who have never encountered a trans person (who was not masking their transness) or who have suddenly been thrust into the realization that the world contains trans people and don't know how to cope with it.

Therefore I feel like the things that he says have an overall net positive effect on the way trans people are treated, even though he himself looks and sounds like a piece of shit saying it and that he offends trans people when he says it.

None of his kids are genetically his as far as I know.

I've heard rumors that he was either physically or chemically castrated to keep his beautiful, pure singing voice.

If that is the case, then it would kind of explain how fucked up he is, or how fucked up he was.