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  • Well, I'm mildly autistic with absolutely zero charisma, and follow through with my moral and ethical beliefs almost to a fault. I'm probably "smarter" than average, but nowhere near smart enough for it to offset any of the previously mentioned issues.

    So I'd be dumb and charismatic at a minimum. Sounds like I'd be set for life and quite happy.

  • I would be rich, charismatic, handsome, well connected, influential, happy, and dumb as a brick. I would be blessed; the rest of you I don't know so much about.

  • I would be "Ymmel nav Loser". I'd think I'm actually attractive, but everyone hates how I look. My entire body would be covered in hair, except for the top of my head, the spots immediately above my eyes, my chin, my armpits, and... that spot.

    Even though I'm already fucked, let's just say I would be even more fucked.

  • I'm the freaking Ben Shapiro?! Time to put WOKE propaganda in the Daily Wire then.

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