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1d ago

Mammal

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You know what? I’m convinced. Flawless logic.

I don't need a machete to milk a cow
- Oh?
- Speak for yourself.
- i mean it certainly makes it more expedient
  
  The re-milk value is much lower that way
- .... I'll have to apologize to a lot of cows
  
  I'm guessing you also enjoy your whipped cream ....

Diogenes: "Behold, a hamster!" holds up coconut
- There it is!

live birth?
- Warm... blood?
  
  breathes in oxygen
  breathes out carbon dioxide
  ?
- Not necessarily (platypus).
  Biggest differentiator between the coconut and the hamster is the obvious lack of nipples.
  
  What also floats in water?
- I’m confused if this is in support of coconuts being mammals as plants are living. Or you aren’t aware that plants are alive.
  
  Do coconuts hatch out of eggs, or are they birthed directly from the parent?
- presence of boobs
  
  check out that pair of coconuts
- Don't platypuses lay eggs? Also, mammals aren't the only animals to give live birth.
  
  Every time we try to draw a reasonable classification the platypus is just there, mocking and judging us.
  
  He's a semi-aquatic, egg-laying mammal of action. He's a furry little flatfoot, who'll never flinch from a fray. He's got more than just mad skill, he's got a beaver tail and a bill. And the women swoon whenever they hear him say "GRGRGRGRGRGRGR"
- Chews food?

If you see here we have the mammal known as a coconut:

Hmmm, very mammilian...

Ernest Hemingway has got nothing on “has hair. Give milk. Not mammal”

Coconuts don't give milk. They give water. We force them to give milk. They dont do it willingly.
- So coconuts are cows.

Incorrect. It's a hairy milk carton.
- Eww hairy milk

Migrates...
- It's missing from the official list, though 🤔

I am convinced

"I have nipples Greg, could you milk ME?"

Not milk. Actually better. I don't drink titty juice.
- I don't know if you're trying to make it sound bad, but calling milk "titty juice" makes it sound better. I don't like milk, but titty juice makes it sound refreshing.

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