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Stamets @lemmy.world

2mo ago

I want to pull it backwards until it clicks

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I unironically love it.
- That's got to be like a 3 foot bed? I just don't get how that's useful vs a hatchback with the seats down?
- Too high off the ground
  
  Good for wheelies

Gotta admit, though, it looks like some nice bodywork. ATBGE

I want to pull it backwards until it disappears
- That's what she said?
  
  I mean this is basically the chode of vehicles. It's the accurate representation of what those lifted hibeam smokestack truck owners are actually like lol
  Edit: Those mfers are Tonka tough. Still going through life with the mind of a toddler.

This looks like the truck equivalent of a really short guy with huge muscles and a perpetual scowl, who always keeps his shoulders directly above his knees and his hands in karate-chop pose while he walks.
- You know, it absolutely does. It does look like him..

Steal a manhole cover, paint it to look like a penny.
- I just realized that I had to think for a while about what a penny looks like. God we banned them here in Canada so long ago...
  
  And I'm so happy we got rid of them.

This is unironically awesome. Needs a bigger lift to give room for suspension travel though

I don’t hate it….in fact I kinda like it

That thing has to turn weirdly.
- Looks like if you accelerate too quickly it will do a backflip.
- Probably turns on a dime and crawl and fit around hazards offroad like a champ
- As in quickly, and with style?
  I can only imagine the complaining of those tires as you try to turn. And heaven help you if you installed some kind of limited-slip differential.
- Mmm why?

A monster truck the size of a minivan

World's biggest RC car.

- It is!
  Like, this is what baby trucks look like before they grow up :)

Truck equivalents of the Airbus A318 babybus aren't real, they can't hurt you
Truck equivalent of the Airbus A318 babybus:

It's absurd and hilarious and I love it.
But is it just a stock Tacoma with big wheels or did they do more body mods to it? It looks way smaller than even older style trucks like the bed was shortened or something but that could just be an illusion due to the size of the wheels.

Mileage... 3 Mpg...yes

How do I get one?

Lil, I was just wondering today if something like this existed. A truck with the small two-seat cab and a bed that matches today's truck aspect ratios.

He’s just popped out to retrieve the wives from Furiosa.

Say what you will. Make the wheels smaller and you have a pretty useful tuck if you're in the city.

I'd end up pulling it too far back and it would snap.

A stump truck

Put a tire on the back (like a penny) for wheelies!

😂😂😂

Fun fact, if you take the pullback wheel thing out of a toy car, wind it up and let it go, it jumps around all over the place. When I was a kid in the 80s we called them "crazy wheels."
I'll bet this little stub truck does the same thing lol

Someone has a tiny pecker.

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