altphoto @ altphoto @lemmy.today Posts 3Comments 43Joined 5 days ago
Hopefully they can use it against covid.
How does Jesus help? I though he was on a forever vacation.
Has anyone seen the repeeler!!!?
C'mon! I saw it right here after the smoothie!
Where did you guys put! It!
The suit is not finished, but we'll send the missing parts a few days later! Promise! Wink wink!
You Texans know Trump fucks adult porn stars naked? Sure there's no penis but he tries.
I want to see proof that there's no worm in his knuckle.
Very true.
I'm out of thoughts and prayers. How about some jokes or a riddle?... George Carling was the greatest!
And we let him. I propose a sea burial. But let him try to explain fir...nah get in the box!
I'm sure all the hardworking engineers, assemblers, office workers, sales people, materials, programmers, hardware, research people are super ecstatic about having their CEO turn their brand new product from an awesome big ass piece of shit electric washed environment destruction truck into a product nobody wants.
Like probably you'll see one of my fellow citizens running around town with a bunch of lawn mowers and leaf blowers in one of these pretty soon. How much did you pay for that shit man? Oh I got it cheap on Craigslist for $3K!
Washington state! WTF! Get on this shit!
Colbert didn't even break a sweat.
When the Japanese finally get their teeth generation DNA therapy going, everyone will be after these fish for starter scaffolds.
I just bought a huffy at goodwill for $50 with dual suspension! Buying a bike will never be the same.
OK Mr prez, what's it gonna be? Mexico already signed up for two located in Montana. Cuba will be renting one with Venezuela. I got 15 on layaway from Congo and NK. The Philippines will be getting the nosecones for free if they catch them. The EU have 15 pointing right at us right now. Lol
He also wants a visible reproductive organ of satisfactory size. We can all dream.
No, micro plastics have now been shown to prevent cancer! Yeah! Drill baby drill!