2w ago

Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province

2w ago

Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province

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Professor Maxine Welkers of the University of Toronto Economics Dept. explains, “Given Americans’ low literacy rates, costly health insurance, and how much animal shit their FDA allows in their food, Canada annexing the U.S. is really more of a humanitarian gesture.”
That line is gold.
- And true.

“But then Trump went and, to use a macro-economic term, ‘shot America in the dick’. So now it’ll be easier to just buy the whole place.”
The greatest line Carney will ever utter.
- Woah is there a clip for this
  
  I wish there was.

New Yorkers rejoice knowing they're no longer the rudest countrymen now that the Quebecois are included

USA? You mean North Mexico?
Invest in yellow light filters for Hollywood cameras, this shit is loco.

You really, really don't want the whole thing.
- Just New York, Hawaii, and Alaska. They can keep the rest.
  
  I want California I have always wanted to go there.

I,for one, will welcome our new Canadian overlords with open arms
- I would love to be taken over by Canada. Can’t we just give California, Oregon and Washington the Canada please? Like all these MAGAs in the Midwest just love to talk so much shit about California and how terrible it is and how it sucks, so why should they care, right? You’d think they would welcome the idea, right? Oh but we have the big economy, and the ports, and grow a bunch of food, and make a bunch of technology. 🤔🤔🤔
  
  Deep south MAGAts are even worse

This is like going to the adoption agency and asking for the meanest, most disruptive child and then adopting that one.

MY BODY IS READY.
I'll chug maple syrup. Learn to ride a moose. Whatever it takes. But please make this happen.
- In Soviet Canuckistan, moose rides you
- Don't forget the poutine and beer.

Nobody doing the math on the number of seats that "province" would have? All other provinces would lose their power. You think the pull Ontario and Quebec have is bad? Hooo boy.
- We can do an administrative region, and pull a Puerto Rico on them.
- If you split the north and south into two provinces, they'd vote at odds with eachother enough to be controlled.
  Combine that with some good ol gerrymandering by creeping your provinces down into the US, you'd chip away at US votes enough I can't imagine it'd really be a huge issue.
  (Signed, a US American)

While I would love for the PNW to become Canadian, I feel the only way out is either to secede alongside our fellow blue states (notably CA), or to wait for McDonald's to do its fucking job.
After that, we can rebuild and put not just safety rails BUT HARD LINES THAT REMIND OUR SHITTY ASS POLITICIANS WHO THEY WORK FOR.
We need complete reform because at the moment, I kinda wish the Brits would do what they are known for doing: colonizing other countries. Hell, I'm wishing we didn't have an independence day coming up right now....
- The timing might work out to really live up to the legacy of independence day.

Honestly a good deal of us would be happy to have leadership that isn't actively trying to kill us.

Can I offer you New York State and all the economic power that comes with it? The US can keep Staten Island. We put our garbage there.
- As somebody from Buffalo, I'd support this, but I don't think Canadians want us tbh.

Hahaha. For a moment I thought this was real news and some politician actually said this. Then I saw beaverton.

While I would love to be inducted into proper healthcare and the loving embrace of our northern brothers, are you sure you can swallow all that red and not just end up with diarrhea?