Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province
Canada waiting for US economy to implode enough to make America 11th province
OTTAWA – With the stock market plunged into chaos by U.S. President Donald Trump’s sweeping tariffs, Canadians have decided to simply wait out America’s forthcoming economic collapse and then buy the nation on the cheap.
We don't want it. Too many Americans in it.
Yes please! American here, and I'd just LOVE to be part of Canada!
But hey.....maybe we don't include the states that once had legalized slavery.
Also Florida. Let's leave Florida out of this.
Plus universal Healthcare!
Stop! Please! I can only get SO erect!
Southern states can finally become their own stupid, racist Confederate states and fly their racist flag.
I think we would be better off calling it the 4th territory, not the 11th province myself.
Actually no, make Alaska the 4th territory, and the rest of the US the 5th, just to rub salt in the wounds.
New York, Oregon, Washington, and California could just join now.
CASCADIA BABY!
Yes please!!!
I might post this to Nextdoor.com and see who bites. Money says it sparks absolute outrage.
Socialized healthcare alone would be a boon to the economy
The dick-shooting has been real. Canada massively depends on the US, and US tariffs against Canada are devastating, but look at the CAD vs USD graph. Yes, Canada is taking damage, but the US is doing so much damage to itself that the Canadian dollar keeps climbing.
You guys mean Norte Norte Califrifornia? The northern most part of Mexico? Purchased for a Big Mac and a Mc Flurry....after all Mexicans were deported to Mexico, president Trump and owner Felon sold the country for just one more taste....fucking heck!!!! The president yelled at the great owner Felon...they forgot my ketchup!
Si señor, that'll be a Guam for ketchup.
