Facebook Cybertruck Owners Group Copes With Relentless Mockery

In a video taken from a Cybertruck of a man throwing American cheese slices at the windshield of a Cybertruck, many comments suggest filing a police report and attempting to dox the man by posting a screengrab of his face to social media: “Freeze frame and blow up his face. Go on all the social media platforms and post your video. I would file a police report stating that if he is willing to do this in public, then he obviously has some type of vendetta against me, and therefore, I feel threatened and fearful for my life… the only way these people will learn [is] if they are shamed,” one comment reads. “Can you make an 8 x 11 print out of his face with a QR code that leads to the video so everybody in your city will know who this guy is and what he did?? can’t we just make him famous?”

I like this “throwing slices of American cheese” at Cybertrucks. It’s barely even food, so it’s not really that wasteful. I’m sure the synthetic oilly shit has a wonderful reaction with that unprotected stainless steel. It’s also fucking hilarious - “hey police, someone threw cheese at my car, I’m in fear for my life.”

“hey police, someone threw cheese at my car, I’m in fear for my life.”

This had me chuckling.
Remember that to these people the law exists to oppress.

"Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition, to wit: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect."
Just wanted to say that the hate on American cheese is unjustified. American cheese is just cheddar that has been heated to 170f (iirc) for long enough to kill bacteria and make it shelf-stable. They add an emulsifier (again, iirc) to help it bind better and have a more pleasant texture.

All other criticisms of America are valid, but the cheese doesn't deserve the hate it gets.
- pleasant texture
  
  I'd go with "rubbery".
- You forgot to mention that it's watered down. That's what the emulsifier is for, to make the oils in the cheese mix well with the added water. The concept is fine - for some applications - if it were only that, but this is hyper-processed American food we're talking about here. Gotta pad out that ingredient list:
  
  CHEDDAR CHEESE (CULTURED MILK, SALT, ENZYMES), SKIM MILK, MILKFAT, MILK PROTEIN CONCENTRATE, WHEY, CALCIUM PHOSPHATE, SODIUM PHOSPHATE, CONTAINS LESS THAN 2% OF MODIFIED FOOD STARCH, SALT, LACTIC ACID, MILK, SORBIC ACID AS A PRESERVATIVE, OLEORESIN PAPRIKA (COLOR), ENZYMES, CHEESE CULTURE, ANNATTO (COLOR).
  
  The above is the standard Kraft singles ingredient list, and at a glance is the shortest one I saw on their website.
- Literally this is why it gets hate. It’s not remotely Cheddar. Real Cheddar is deliberately none of these things. I love a crunchy cheese crystal and a crumbly organic texture. To each their own, but it’s not Cheddar, barely cheese. I’d have it in a burger, but only because so few places will melt real cheese properly. Brie is pretty good in a burger. Is Somerset Brie really Brie? Time for a Frenchman to tell me to gtfo…
- IMHO, it has three purposes:
  
  a grilled cheese on cheap white bread with enough butter to guarantee an acid reflux episode
  
  melted on Chef Boyardee ravioli
  
  on a slice of apple pie
  
  If your Kraft singles are too precious, I think the Dollar Tree brands stray even further from gods light.
- If by 'more pleasant texture' you mean 'no texture whatsoever' then yes, I suppose so.
- I agree, the american cheese is an Interesting and useful invention. At the end of the day it's just emulsified cheese. Similiar to emusified sausages and meat products, which are popular all around the world.
  
  I much rather hate american insistace on substituting technique and culinary education with cream, corn syrup, sugar and butter, for example cacio e pepe or carbonara.
- I wonder if one of the problems is your comparison of American cheese to what I’m guessing might be American cheddar. I say this because most (and I know there are some niche outliers) American cheddars are pretty awful. It tastes processed, rubbery and bland.
  
  When I, a Brit, lived in the USA for 4 yrs I quickly learned the only good cheddar was the NZ or UK stuff. I say this as someone who has gone through at least 1-3 blocks of various British cheddars a week for almost 40 yrs.
  
  I wonder if you have had imported (not just branded as “English cheddar” before for example? It might blow your mind… but also if American cheddar is all you have know it might not taste all that good - we all have our tastes shaped by our upbringing.
- American Cheese is not actually cheese. It is cheese food product. Even deli American cheese is not cheese.
- All other criticisms of America
  
  Processed cheese is only called "American cheese" by Americans.
  
  The rest of the world doesn't call it that, and it's strange to see that some of you take it on as part of your national identity.
Cybertruck owners are huge fragile removed, who'd have known?
they must be lacktoes intalarant.
- DONT NEED any toes if the gas pedal is stuck.
In a video taken from a Cybertruck of a man throwing American cheese slices at the windshield of a Cybertruck

They better be throwing 64 slices of American cheese.
- 88...
I’m sure the synthetic oilly shit has a wonderful reaction with that unprotected stainless steel.

Not to mention that depending on force of the throw, and precise angle of the impact of cheese slice, the thing could start falling apart.

..... which now I think about it, also explains the:

“hey police, someone threw cheese at my car, I’m in fear for my life.”
- Police : Buddy, you are lucky it wasn't something much worse, this one time, a friggin acorn hit my car and I...
Post his picture everywhere so everyone knows who he is... and he never has to pay for his own drinks again, I suppose?

These protestors in front of Tesla Service Centers need to see what a majority looks like...A couple hundred CTs surrounding them might do it.”

This guy thinks the majority means "whoever shows up with weapons"

He also thinks there are a couple hundred cybertrucks nearby. Thinking may not be his strong suit.
- Hey if you're near a Tesla storage lot, there probably IS a couple hundred cybertrucks nearby.
  
  Sitting there, having their wheels stolen and rotting since nobody is buying them, but that's still technically nearby.
...A couple hundred CTs...

Gonna be hard to get the majority of them that have been sold to show up in one place at one time.
- I was gonna make a joke about that in my original comment but I checked and was surprised to find that like 30k have been sold in the US

the only way these people will learn [is] if they are shamed

Oh projection…

Oh projection…

I don't think you really understand the words you use.

You're saying shaming nazis is shameful?

edit jesus lemmy, you're this stupid? there's no-one blaming anyone of being anything. there's nothing being "projected" here. I guess the downvoters feel rage for me pointing out that only pretentious morons use terms they dont' actually understand to seem smarter than they are
- You should probably read the context around a comment before replying to it.
- Bro the quote is from a nazi car OWNER not the critics, the OWNER of nazi car is doing the projecting. You clearly dont understand that even after multiple people have pointed it out and thats why youre getting flamed. Lick your wounds and move on.

Cybertrucks are ugly, poorly-built, and poorly-designed vehicles. These protesters are doing any potential owners who get deterred from wasting their money on them a favor.

I test drove one because I had to know. It was awful. I've driven dozens of different vehicles and it by far is the worst I've ever driven. It's just stupid. Everything about it is stupid.

It also felt satisfying to cost Tesla like $10 in electricity and wear and tear.
- It also felt satisfying to cost Tesla like $10 in electricity and wear and tear.
  
  Should we all sign up to test drive Teslas with zero intentions to buy, just to cost them time & money?
- I have a feeling that one of Elon's kids were the inspiration. One told him while watching Blade Runner or something with them "Why does the future not look like the future?", then he decided to cook, and people around him let him.
You forgot no safer than a ford pinto.
- Like 13 times less safe than a Ford Pinto, and ~50x worse (for fires) than another EV.
- Oh, the Pinto, with it's missing gas tank design, and later rebranding as the Ford Mustang after killing so many in a firey death. Gotta love the Pinto...
  
  Edit: to be clear, I'd rather drive it than the boxy Prius wannabe.

WHAT’S ELON’S CUM TASTE LIKE?

Lmfao

probably like cheap government cheese.
- "cheese"
  
  We only serve "cheese product" in the US of A.
- Blue cheese.
Ask grimes, or any of the other sell-out women that have tasted it.
- True, but they've also probably been paid enough to lie about it.

American cheese used to cost more than eggs. Now cheese is 10x cheaper than eggs. New throwables just dropped.

Cheese frisbee!

EDIT: Also, obligatory...

They're all masochists. I've never seen a group that wants to be oppressed more than conservatives. Their lives revolve around bullshit perceived aggrievement.

Christian conservatives are the worst of them all. Their entire society is steeped in their religion; it's literally unavoidable, despite the first amendment being very clear. If the US has a culture, it would heavily overlap with Christianity.

And yet they have convinced themselves that they are being oppressed. Because someone dared to challenge their obviously unconstitutional bullshit. It's so pathetic.
- A lot of core concepts in Christianity are incompatible with being white in America. It’s a religion for the oppressed being practiced by the oppressors. They’re the Pharisees. It takes a lot of mental gymnastics to figure out how to see themselves as the lepers and the Jews.

Throwing cheese at cars is my new favorite form of antifascist protest!

If it's parked, bird seed is a good one! Those birds will probably do some pooping.

Dicks buying cybershits deserve some mockery.

Cybertruck? Oh, that boxy Prius. Gotcha.

The prius doesn't deserve that.

I see a Reichertruck sometimes on my commute and wonder if the driver gets shit for it. It just gets an angry glare from me.

i call it the cybercoffin, and the charcuterie on wheels.

I was an adult when I learned that some people say flick instead of flip.

it's what we all called it in first grade. past that bot so much

Flipping off*. You can flick off boogers, but you flip the bird.

Destroying people's property is not a joke. Kicking, spray painting, throwing food at, and other forms of harassment are wrong. The last administration told everyone to "go electric" so people tried to do what they thought was right. Cars are a huge expense, people can't " just go get another one".

While I agree "sell your car" is kind of ridiculous when nobody is buying and everyone is saying "don't own it OR ELSE". On the other hand most teslas are owned by the bank and people larping being rich as tesla is a premium car (nevermind that it's built like to the standard of russian cars and falls apart constantly). Thirdly this is about the cybertruck. Cybertruck was a man squatting with his trousers down and making a face of great effort. Unless you are a complete moron or otherwise obnoxious, you knew exactly what was coming out of that anus. With a cybertruck It's either in hidden away as an investment since it will be the next delorean once us civil war is over, or you are a bona fide complete moron for owning it and honestly deserve the financial hole. Selling theirs at a massive loss might even save their lives considering the safety record of that turd.
If it was a 5 year old Tesla you might have a point. There is no excuse for the memetruck.
No one bought a six figure truck with no reasonable application because they thought it was right thing to do, they did it to show how they had more disposable income than you and that they aligned with hatred. They deserve much worse than anything I see here.
- people buy it so they can brag about it.
- The biden\harris administration told people to buy electric, offered tax breaks, and tax rebates for 4 years. Every car manufacturer started producing electric cars at their request. Where have you been?

So, they acting at the same level as Nazi...

Nazis are well known for having thrown slices of cheese at things.
- If only throwing cheese, they vandalizing cars and charges
Buying a Cybertruck: a choice

Being Jewish, a woman, transgender, disabled, etc, etc: not a choice
- I don't think that's the distinction.
  
  the distinction is throwing cheese at a fucking death trap of a car is not even remotely "the same level" as advocating for the extermination of groups of people, regardless of whether those groups are based on choices or immutable characteristics. you have to be actually cartoonishly insane to even think this is even comparable to anything associated with nazis.
  
  another distinction is that nazis do and advocate for abhorrent shit, and anything done to a nazi is therefore self defense.
Leaving notes...committing genocide, yeah they're interchangeable really.
- See, Nazis were objectively bad, and deploramobile owners FEEL these people are bad, so they must be the same.
Your right I'm gonna hold up a small sign somewhere out of the way to fight Nazism. I have a feeling that reading the sign will hurt the Nazis feelings and that will really deter them. Plus people will appreciate that I didn't disturb anyone at all. /s

Dude this is a pretty mild form of protest.

I sympathize with the people who bought the car not realizing he's a Nazi asshole. But considering his treatment of workers and general anti-repair attitudes have been well known for a while. I'm not gonna sympathize too hard.