Donald Trump to replace Benjamin Franklin on $100 bill under GOP proposal

A great idea. Then, when you have to spend four donalds for a carton of eggs you'll remember why voting for con-men is a bad idea.
- Shhh… do you even know how easy that will be to forge? ;) ;)
- $4? Shit it was $6 at the local Aldi yesterday.
  
  Four donalds, aka four hundred dollars ($400)
- More likely this is so the money launderers can have icon recognition.

Just so everyone's aware, it's super duper illegal to deface currency.
So like, it would be against the law to use a sharpie to add a Hitler mustache to Trump's face on said dollar bill; or add an arm extended in a Nazi salute; or add swastikas over 'god' where it says "In god we trust"; to then bring it to a bank and report that you received defaced currency and would like to exchange it for new bills, only to do it all again.
So... y'know, probably don't do those things.
- It's more a legally gray area in the US that as far as I can find from a quick search has never been settled in court. It likely isn't worth the time for police to go after either even if it was more explicitly illegal.
  That might change if there's a sudden surge in people drawing on $100 bills, but who uses $100s that often anyway? Most ATMs I used only dispense $20s. It often isn't worth the trip to the bank, and the US is unfortunately mostly cashless now.
  But to be clear: fuck this fascist bullshit and resist in whatever ways you can
  https://www.stampstampede.org/faq/yes-its-legal/
  
  There's an argument we shouldn't even be issuing $100 bills in the first place. Counterfeiters have to spend money to copy money. A $1 or $5 bill isn't worth the cost. A $50 is getting there, but if you put extra anti-counterfeiting measures around it, then it's pushed out of reach again.
  Once you reach a $100 bill, though, it's hard to have enough anti-counterfeiting measures while also being cheap enough to produce by the actual US Mint. Drop it entirely, and the problem goes away.
  
  Ngl I'd withdraw all my money in hundreds. Draw on them. Then return them to the bank.
- It's also illegal for a living person to be featured in our currency.
  "ThE rUlEs SaY a DoG cAnT pLaY bAsKeTbAlL!1!!"
  18th consecutive golden retriever dunk
- It's not illegal as long as you're not trying to get it out of circulation, advertise, or pass off one denomination as another. So deface away.
  (note: I am not a lawyer, do not believe some random person on the internet)
- At this rate he might do it himself.
- Sidenote: I spent a couple of years working in Nigeria. Almost all bank notes there had some scribble on it, as it frequently doubled as note paper. When you don't have Post-its, cash will do, I guess.
- This is super duper protected political speech. So, no, it's not illegal.
- it's super duper illegal to deface currency.
  Um, no. It's not.
  
  18 U.S. Code § 333 - Mutilation of national bank obligations
  I guess there's some wiggle room with regards to intent and whether it could be argued that adding Nazi iconography (moreso than trump's face as-is) to bills renders them unfit to be kept in circulation.
  If my personal freedom was on the line here, I'm sticking with "idk it was like that when I got it - can I get a new one please?" vs "ooh come on, it's fiiine, you can still spend this!" but interpreting the law isn't my specialty, so grain of salt.
- I used to get offended by defaced & graffitied currency, but then an older family friend pointed out that these people print it off like crazy. At our expense. And tax-rape the ever-loving fuck out of us, for everything. And proceed to waste OUR money they stole on random bullshit and ruin our lives. So maybe I shouldn't take currency so seriously.
  I still don't do it, but I thought he made some really good points.

President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family," Gill told Fox News Digital. "Instead, he took a bullet for this country and is now working overtime...
Wasn't he golfing yesterday?
We all know he hates his family and is happy to avoid them.
"Took a bullet" is akin to me saying I was stabbed in the face by a deranged idiot when I cut myself shaving.
Working overtime at what exactly? Are his tiny chode fingers getting tired from signing a few bits of paper?
- They point a lot too. Fat little fingers

Excellent news since only dead people are permitted on $US. When's he dying? I have March 5th 2025 in the pool.
- Personally, I'm hoping it falls on my birthday
  
  Can your birthday be 10 years ago?
  
  My birthday is March 9
  
  I will be celebrating your birthday mate.
- Fingers fucking crossed.
- That would be an excellent birthday present.

So....America....you guys really are about a step-and-a-half away from this?
Get your shit together. Christ.
- There's already proposals to put his face on Mt Rushmore, so yes.
  
  If they do, the mountain would collapse. They should go for it.
- Already nose diving face first. Steps are gone.
- I don't know what this image is, but I'm pretty sure later in life he's going to assemble the power rangers.
  
  It was Benito Mussolini's headquarters in Rome during WW2
- Si

Man, these bootlickers are so pathetic. The lengths they go to to kiss his ass would be cringe even if it was towards an actual great person. The fact that it's directed at this hateful, disgusting man is the saddest thing...

Whatever. Go for it, cultists.
This type of shit is just noise meant to distract and overwhelm people from paying attention to the stuff that matters.
- What this guy said^^ focus on the real issues and watch out for the other sleight of hand cause in the end that's all it is. They want us bickering with each other while closed door deals are being finalized
  
  Yeah, they've been pretty explicit in wanting to "flood the zone" with new shit everyday to annoy and outrage us, and so that the media doesn't have enough time to cover in depth what's really going on.
  All of this stuff like "Gulf of America", "Red White and Blueland", adding Trump's face to Mt. Rushmore, putting Trump's face on the $100, etc. It's all a bunch of look-at-the-birdy bullshit.
  
  Basically the raison d'être for MTG or Lauren Boebert - have em stand up and say dumb shit and keep attention focused on them while the GOP continues to fuck the average taxpayer.

Ahh yes, Benjamin Franklin, founding father, inventor of the bifocals, lightning rod, and Franklin stove, first postmaster general, founder of the University of Pennsylvania, signed the constitution and the declaration of independence along with drafting the latter. Definitely not nearly as important to this country as Donald Trump, who is singlehandedly keeping the orange spray tan market alive.
- Alternatively it's just switching adulterers.
  
  I know there's a lot of pushback of the founding fathers due to the general pushback against American exceptionalism but let's not lump up folks who were generally positive for society with active leaches.
  Also adultery is the least of both their crimes, it just happens that as a politician, legal theorist, and scientist there's a lot that Benjamin Franklin did that helps give some positives to him. He was a shit person in many ways, but he was still decently intelligent. Trump is just shit with no respectable qualities and nothing to offer mankind except misery.

Doesn't DJT has to die soon for that?

Just in case people didn't know they were heading into a personality cult dictatorship already.

Imagine living in a country with the face of a felon rapist traitor on our currency.
Brought to you by dipshit conservatives.
- Do you know about Andrew Jackson's behavior?
  
  For all of his many flaws, I don't think Jackson was an agent of a foreign power.
  Even so, there are places in Oklahoma where a 20 isn't considered valid currency.
- Imagine living in a country with the face of a felon rapist traitor on our currency.
  From my experience travelling the world, that's not particularly uncommon. The US doesn't have to feel singled out for having such people on their bank notes.

What a massive waste of taxpayer money.
- What a massive defacement of taxpayer money.

This was absolutely on my 2025 bingo card along with plans for a new face on Mount Rushmore and a mountain, river, or national park being named after him.
- You forgot Constitutional Amendment to allow a 3rd term.
- That's gonna be tough when he gets rid of all of the park rangers.
  
  He will just make a mcdonalds a national park and name that after himself
- I'm naming a toilet bowl after him.
  
  I need to take a trump
  
  I'm too afraid the orange will wear off on my ass so I'll be shitting in the woods.
  
  I fear that Trump toilets are too shitty of a product to work...
- I've seen 3D printed Mount Rushmore replicas that have trump as a 5th face.
- Shhh he doesn't need any help with ideas
  
  Let them have their bingo. They almost have a row.
- Are there any landfills or garbage islands in the oceans that still need names? Trump’s name would go perfectly on them
- Some bootlicker of a legislator in Tennessee had proposed a bill to change the name of the Nashville airport to Trump International Airport. Fortunately, it didn't even make it to committee vote.

So a dollar will only be worth one pence?
- 1 ruble
  
  1 rubio?

Well if they do that, I'll draw at least 2 dicks pointed towards his mouth on each one that I handle
- I know right, please do, I'll get fucking creative.

lol .... by the time they do pass regulations and laws to do all this .... 1 Trump will be worth nothing
It will be like the German Reichsmark and they'll be printing out so much of it, that these paper bills will be more valuable as a fuel source to cook your food than in actually purchasing anything of value.
- “1 Trump will be worth nothing” vs the immense value one Trump has now. lol.

Shouldn't Trump be on the ruble?

"President Trump could be enjoying his golden years golfing and spending time with his family," Gill told Fox News Digital. "Instead, he took a bullet for this country and is now working overtime to secure our border, fix our uneven trade relationship with the rest of the world, make America energy independent again, and put America first by ending useless foreign aid."
I can’t I give up. I’m Canadian and America is fucked. There are no policies, no plans to make projects or fix problems. It’s all a campaign and political points. This is just pure trash satire at this point. URGH
- 2016 was the year that satire died
  
  It was much earlier.
  In 2010, a christian fundamentalist on youtube started to overanalyse Lady Gaga MVs, then moved onto other artists and eventually other media. He was pretty much the forerunner of those wokespotters (except not even SJW was a snarl word at that point), and yes eventually he dabbled into racism too, but he was also openly "not antisemitic" (he loved the sinner and hated the sin). When he first posted his videos, people, including me, thought it was a satire of conspiracy theorists. He was dead serious. I remember him nuking his old videos and making more sane sounding ones once gamergate hit mainstream, even backpedalling on his earlier analysises pointing out Freemasonry symbols and David Stars in media.
- I thought he was broke and about to go to jail unless he became president and illegally stopped all investigations against him. So that he could again go to golf orgies where he could be a pedo. But okay.....
  I'm sorry ma'am, the cash register is broken!
  Oh I'm sorry, I don't have change for a hundred
  Oh sir, we only accept 20's or lower currency. It's for our safety!
- It has been since 2017 when he took office. Satire is dead.

We really are on the Biff Tannen timeline.
- Tanner was based on him, in case you didn’t know.
  Edit; I put “Tannen” I swear.
- Even worse.

Changing U.S. law would be necessary to allow living people to appear on currency.
Or he could, ya know, die.
- Well, congress knows what to do now to get him on the bill. Just need an execution rider.

Idiots! Should have made a brand new $500 bill for this! Would work out a lot better with inflation. Great for buying eggs.
- Musk can be the $1,000,000 bill in Weimer America, suitable for buying a single omelet.
  
  Silly, he get big balls to conjure up million dollar bitcoins from thin air to replace dollars. Plus they will all be purchased with low and middle income American taxpayers dollars.
  
  The back can be a flaming depiction of the kinsey institute
- Yeah when I was 20, $100 was grocery money for the month. Now it's groceries for 3-4 days. It doesn't help that I always have a house full of teenagers.
- "Gazillion bucks". On the back put the Monopoly guy with a top hat and monocle.

good way to cause a run on $50 bills when everyone refuses to accept a $100
- Don't you have to be dead to be on currency? If so he can be on any bill he wants long as he is dead.

I thought only deceased people with a positive influence on society could end up on money. The latter requirement will never happen, and the way he acts many will think it's about time the met the first requirment.
- Yeah unfortunately Andrew Jackson’s still on money so…
  
  Guy who dissolved America's Bank on the 20. Guy who started it on the 10.
  Guy who won a lot of duels on the 20. Guy who died in one on the 10.
  Guy who started the New York manumission society and went on to trade slaves for his father in law on the ten, guy who did an unconstitutional and judicially rejected genocide on the 20.
  Supposedly the smaller notes are the higher honor but the way the US works I'm not sure that's true.
- Sadly that changed with the Presidential Quarters. They minted them as legal tender for all presidents up to the then current president George W. Bush.

Not putting him on the $100,000 bill is slap in the face.
- the way trumpflation is going it'll be worth $100 anyway

In the tradition of USA currency being only for dead presidents - I will gladly allow Trump's face on any bill if he's the one to pull the trigger
- That's actually a far point

Bruh 🤣
What a clownshow 🤡

When he's done, that bill will be as worthless as he is.
- Yeah, this seems like bad timing since it looks like the recession formally started today.
  Not technically yet, but effectively.
- Less than worthless, my boy.

Just build a temple to Trump Baal where they can make sacrifices to him.

It's all just ring-polishing stuff to openly declare fealty to him.
Same as the third term stuff.
They don't actually care if it works, only that they have proof of it to show him down the road.
- The dogs in the back of the pack.

I'd rather see George Clooney's asshole on the 100. Put this fuckers ugly face on the ruble.
- Make americans vote between the two. I feel like that's gonna be more decisive than the last election.

Will that lower grocery prices?

That's fair. It will be used a lot, as it is about the price of a box of eggs at the end of this year.
- Its fucked up vain bullshit. His maggots might like his shitty face in their purses but the sane folks elsewhere should burn it

I saw the onion logo and thought "heh, that's funny". Then I re-read the name of the community...

new toilet paper just dropped

God Trump is such a narcissist. I'm sure he wanted every dollar bill but $100 is the highest denomination.
- They'll probably settle on creating a higher denomination. I mean, it's not like it would be hard to justify having a higher denomination. The US Treasury used to issue higher denomination bank notes., but the highest has been the $100 note since 1934. We've had quite a lot of cumulative inflation since then. Sure, cash is less important now than it was in the past. But if just by inflation, a $1000 note would be appropriate. So maybe as a compromise you issue $250 and $500 notes.
  Or maybe he'll just mint a ten trillion dollar platinum coin with his mug on it. Then have the treasury deposit it in the president's personal bank account as "a tip for good public service."
  
  The ego inflation would go like this:
  "Sir, we want to put you on a new $500 bill. The EU has a €500 bill as well, so economic studies show viabil-"
  "They already have a 500? No, I want a $1,000 bill, then. Put Elon on the $500."
  "Sir, yes sir, thank you sir." boot slurping noises
  
  $250 is a dumb denomination that only US would do.
  1, 2, 5, 10, 20, 50 ,100 is followed by 200, 500, 1000.
  JFC every measurement of everything in that country gets decided by someone who flunked in maths.
- Sigh. This is just a distraction to get people like you talking about it and keep his name in the news.
  These conmen understand that all publicity is good publicity and you play right into their hands every time.
  
  Yes, because the president of the United States has a hard time keeping his name in the news.

Newsweek is a tabloid.
- And American politics is a farce, so they're well situated for a surface level inside scoop.

That’s scary.

How much will that cost the taxpayers?
- Their pride.
- I mean...not much at all. A redesign & print, then just business as usual. It's not like we're going to stop printing hundreds.
  Now we're finally killing the penny (yay), and I would even argue hell, let's get rid of the nickel, too. I know there will be a little pain involved, but especially post/mid crazy inflation....my god. WHAT is the purchasing power of a goddamn penny or nickel?? I mean who are we kidding with this nonsense, minting coins with no real value?? Junk.
- Not as much as you might expect, but that's beside the point.

It's getting harder and harder to distinguish NTO headlines from the rest. That's how stupid this motherfucker is. Every Trump headline could be posted here unironically.

Surely this will be the policy to finally bring egg prices down

This some alternate timeline bs, but also a great metaphor for what's going on in the US.

I thought there already was a law stating living persons cannot be placed on currency. Am I not correct?
- a what? that word....llllaaaaawwwww can't say I'm familiar with it,
  must be some kind of old term that applied to presidents before the current godking....
- Hmmm... Suddenly I'm on board with this idea

As a Brit, for whom the colloquial for pennies is "pence" like "ten pence" is 10p, I feel he's missing a trick not putting his fat leather apron of a face on the nickel or dime. Because then you could have "Trump pence". You could call it a Trumpence
- That is pretty clever. Except it would already be dated since Trump attempted to get Pence lynched by an angry mob a few years back
- Right, well, Trump & Pence haven't been on great terms since 2020. So I don't think he'd appreciate the Trump-pence coin. You're clever, though, never thought of that.
- Pence ain't a thing no more mom ami. Trump tried to have him killed on Jan 6th and he's been a nothingburger since then

This will bring down the price of eggs. Bigly.
- One dozen eggs for just 4.20 donalds

Why not have two genocidal maniacs on our currency at this point.

Thank God I only use electronic money

"proposal"
Guys like always with GOP proposals, theyre just not realistic in any way.
I could list a hundred reasons from drug cartel soft power to petrodollar to NK USD forging (they're the fucking best at it, better than US mints)
- Changing the Gulf of Mexico was also just a proposal before he aped it for an eo.
  
  Having one company change one field of text to add parentheses for some Trump delusional bs is a bit different than changing the US dollars in circulation.
  I don't think you understand just how big of a difference it actually is.
- Except that the Republicans (that want and are pushing this) control: A) The presidency B) The Senate C) The US House of Representatives
  The Democrats (that would oppose this) are in a majority, and thus control, have.... None.
  This "proposal" is much more likely than you may think.

Just fucking pathetic.

Most of these bills aren't really intended to pass... I hope

All about the trumps just doesn't slap like Benjamins. All about the trumps sounds like a nightmare of a reality show
- All about the trumps sounds like a nightmare of a reality show
  All About The Trumps sounds like our actual reality.
  Because America is too weak to put a felon rapist traitor and his Beverly Hillbilly family behind us.
- As a Benjamin, I wholeheartedly agree with this sentiment.
- All about the Donnies is not bad.

Не Путин?
- Да Путин
- Зеленский

I've never wiped my ass with a hundred before but in this case I'm willing to try it.

Didnt another person submit for Trump to be on like a $250 bill?
Fuck it you know what put his face on every bill. Trump clearly saved the USA and should be considered its only founding father from now on. Replace all the symbolism and stuff on the back of bills with pictures of Mar a Lago and Bedminster. Maybe Trump Towers too.
God this is the worst timeline. Someone go back and save Harambe.
- Yes. It's in the linked article in fact

The next admin is going to have so much shit to clean up that it'll be like seeing your home after you rented it out to a massive drunken party.
- What do you mean "next admin"? This is it