Not incorrect.
Not incorrect.
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HTML 5 isn't a programming language! (Yes, I'm a nerd)
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Assuming you're talking about HTML5 & CSS it actually is Turing Complete.
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Has anyone ported doom yet?
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Wrong. Well, at least incomplete.
You need user interaction (e.g., clicking on a button) and HTML & CSS for Turing Completeness, apparently.
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Is this a safe space to say that my favorite programming language rn is Python?
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Only if you use it for systems programming
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Especially writing drivers amirite!
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Its okay. I'm sure you'll get over it.
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No
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When did you get diagnosed?
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neeeeeeerd
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Big oof.
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How dare you. I'm a physicist, not an engineer.
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That's weird, a physicist that deals with the empirical world, how does the rest of your tribe feel about you? I promise you we can treat you better in engineering, but the initiation might be a little hard for you. It includes a lot of chanting "pi is 3", "what good is science if you don't apply it", and "that's a weird parameter, I'll just try setting it to one"
If you want to code like MATLAB but keep the leather elbow patched sports jacket and cozy office, maybe try getting plastered and code Visual Basic, it has the same feeling to it.
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Yeah, I associate Matlab with my physicist friends, my engineers friends either dont program, or already became software developers.
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What if you don't have a favorite programming language? I'm a firm believer that each language offers a specific set a features that makes each one uniquely suck and I often find myself at the crossroads of continuing to use this garbage or to learn a new language only to find it sucks in a different way. (/s another way of saying each language has its niche... (but sucks outside of it))
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You are a nerd
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It's like how some infinite are greater / less than others, sure you might say that each one uniquely sucks, but spend a month trying to build something with say, Salesforce's language, and you'll come to appreciate how there are still tiers to it... much, much lower tiers.
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Not Verilog though. That shit is for jocks.
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I got swirlied by an FPGA
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Vhdl gang rise up.
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Thank goodness, apparently I'm not old.
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Truest words ever. Would flash/action script be considered?
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No !haskell@programming.dev ? How the mighty have fallen.
It's still my favorite for now, though I do find Idris and Purescript compelling, too, for different reasons.
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Fuck. Ocaml looks cool as hell. I should learn it.
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Bottom left made me miss Kmart
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LISP: You are an AI researcher and a nerd.
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D: You're unpopular and a nerd.
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Technically, half of those are scripting languages not programming languages.
Anyway my favourite is Bash because I'm weird, even for a nerd.
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Mine‘s Lisp.
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You're an alien... And a nerd.
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What if you prefer a DSL? I use G'MIC for image processing tasks.
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I think the definition for me would be geek
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