Javascript should say "you are a masochist and a nerd"
38 0 Reply62 1 ReplyWho thought of that and how have they managed to sustain their core bodily functions this long?
6 0 ReplyThat should be a dog fucking a football.
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Rust: you are a nerd wearing programming socks.
18 0 ReplyTIL fortran has a logo
15 0 ReplyLisp gang rise up! uses inhaler
13 0 ReplyAs a haskell nerd, I feel that I have the moral authority to declare you king of the nerds.
"Ha! You think your language has macros? You call that a macro?! This list processing code is a list of tokens, why wouldn't it be able to edit itself?"
It breaks my brain.
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I know who made this included React and HTML specifically to trigger us programmers, to that I say... well played >:(
13 0 ReplyWhere would COBOL fall?
13 0 Reply"You're in a Nursing Home"
31 0 Reply"and nerd"
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11 0 ReplyCobol: you are old, and a nerd, and probably making some sweet cheddar right now propping up a mid to late 20th century beast somewhere.
Assembly: you are a cyborg.
11 0 ReplyAssembly: you are a cyborg.
Or programming a tiny microcontroller to blink a led as efficient as possible.
4 0 ReplySomething wrong with:
#include <Arduino.h> void loop() { digitalWrite(13, HIGH); delay(1000); digitalWrite(13, LOW); delay(1000); }
? 😂🤮
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We can reject the null hypothesis that you are not a nerd at significance $\alpha < 0.001$.
oh wait, shit let me run that again, my data frame is full of NA somehow, again.
7 0 ReplyWhat is the bottom right language?
6 0 ReplyPerl. It was the cool thing from 1998 to 2008.
11 0 ReplyStill the linux sysadmin's language of choice!
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Laughs in perl
5 0 ReplyTMTOWTDI.
Nerd.
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what about BASIC
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4 0 ReplyI am not in this chart because my favourite programming languages are too nerdy for the cool programming nerds to include in their nerd chart.
4 0 ReplyNerd.
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This chart knows me.
4 0 Reply10/10 would nerd out in PHP again.
2 0 ReplyThis is deep.
2 0 Reply...but some nerds are more equal than others.
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