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ickplant @lemmy.world

2d ago

Foster father

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All while that removed of a mother is out on the town working on litter number two and leaving this kind but oblivious dude home thinking she’s just out “working on herself” with her “gay” friend Vincent, a spiritualist from Sedona and the “only one who truly understands her”
I think I have some unresolved issues.
- No, removed do the woofs. These do the purring and meows...

There's DEFINITELY nothing for you there, kitten on the right!
- ...but if it works....I mean...you can milk a cat.
  
  Can you milk me Faulker!?
  
  But then you just have Toxoplasma Gondi milk

Fucking wokeness! This is what happened when America isn't manly enough! Cats get brainwashed. Pete Hegseth was right! /s
- They're TURNING the FRICKEN CATS GAY!

the one on the "back end" is… yeah…
- Definitely not a nipple, do not drink that!

I had a cat who lost her mother and she would occasionally try to nurse on my bathrobe.
- My youngest cat also lost his mother. He's about 4 now and he still tries to nurse on my wife's stomach when she's relaxing. No matter how many times we discourage him he keeps trying.
  
  My void was a bottle baby rescue. He continued to try to nuzzle till his last days at 18

Be careful letting them nurse on his genitals because it can cause serious health problems that can cause urinary retention from penis swelling, and sometimes the penis will need removed.
Imagine a penis pump left on for hours. Multiple times a day. Basically that.
Yeah. Not okay.
Kittens can't tell the difference between nipples and penises.
In the photo it looks like one of the kittens is doing this.
If you know the original poster, please inform them.
- ok, enough internet for today
  
  It can be a serious issue for abandoned kittens who might nurse on each other. Imagine having to put a little kitten through surgery. The more you know...
- Cats can't possibly be this dumb? Why would he tolerate that? How have they not evolved a defense mechanism against (I can't even pronounce the attrocity, I'm not a 4channer).
  
  I don't think a kitten can tell. A fleshy warm bump surrounded by hair is what they like.
  Even adult cats are known to nurse on fuzzy blankets.
  Here is a video about two orphan kittens. One nursed on the male kittens genitals and it almost killed him.
  Very serious business.
  Spoilers he didn't die but came very close to it.
  https://youtu.be/4HoppAb3Md4

How sweet he’s letting them be close and feel warm and secure, albeit still hungry.

Dudes can like having their nipples sucked. Don’t kink shame.
- Sure but it takes a billionaire or a republican politician to be comfortable with this degree of age discrepancy.

You can milk anything with nipples.

There's a special place in my heart for fathers taking on motherly roles.

he's got dem nipples tho
- My black rescue has super prominent hairless nipples that he's always showing off

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