And break if you drive through a puddle.
Jo Ro is a great example. Dude was led to water before getting distracted by a mountain of bananas.
The intention was always to flood the news with headlines so that the real power grab is obfuscated. Reagan was doing a similar thing when he was running. McDrumpf just turned it up to eleven.
Smacking lips as filler for speech is considered rude, irritating, and condescending.
The enshittification of green has begun
The tell on this joke (aside from it being the onion community) was trump actually knowing or caring about open source.
I've had to train myself to take an exceptionally large dick because my hubby has some pretty insane girth. It is a lot like chugging a drink because you need to position yourself in a way that completely opens up your throat and you can't flinch or swallow because you'll gag. Most people can't do it for long if at all because it usually takes practice. OP must be a natural.
As someone who does systems administration which includes numerous government owned database servers, this is news to me.
I think I get what the message is trying to convey but fucking hell! It's OK to feel good in spite of the world being unjust and cruel. It's a sign of your resilience. It's also OK to feel deeply depressed about it. It's a sign of your awareness and compassion. The only thing you shouldn't be proud of is if you feel good because the world is unjust and cruel.
I was WAY more grumpy as a believer. Whoever wrote this probably pisses off all the atheists around them because they don't know how to treat them.
Conspiracies and conspiracy theories are two very different things. The reason people scoff at conspiracy theories is because they are often times wrong and/or vague. How many *verified conspiracies actually started as a 'conspiracy theory'.
Edit: * added for clarification