Actually, the keys part is fake. But Superman offering the liquor bottle is real.

For added context, he's offering the bottle to SixPack, an alcoholic and minor hero. Unknown to himself, SixPack is a sleeping god whose dreams warp reality. He was starting to sober up after a traumatic event but it was causing him to dream a version of the world without superheroes, our world. Superheroes were losing their power or becoming vulnerable.

And so, Superman figures this out and to prevent the collapse of their known universe, he offers SixPack a bottle of liquor so that he forgets this other world and the sleeping god becomes dormant again.

which I hate.... especially the "shorts"....

tween daughter has adhd, easily falls into tiktok brainrot hellholes. Has trouble with self-regulation and self-control.... I still want her to have music to listen to and do things (some lofi to study/chill to, etc)... but now, Spotify is yet another vector for distraction that consumes her.

People be like "parent's should take responsibility for their kids"... I'm like "mf, I'm trying, but every app in the world is trying to be social media" And the parental controls they offer are shiiiiiiiit. Because it's not in a companies best interest to provide parents with tools to limit features.

He sucks, but, right now, he's also the only dem taking real actions, with real momentum, against the gop. Actions that aren't just symbolic.

Jefferies talked a lot? Who tf cares.

Schumer's gonna write another stern email? Okay....

If we continue to eat our own in the face of fascism we will get another Warren.

YOU'RE BLUE NOW.

THAT'S MY ATTACK!

NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH!!!

Cops do the right thing once defending the capitol.... that's not gonna cut it. That's like a toxic abuser and just lovebombing with convenient justice once.