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Hang on a minute, baby, someone is wrong on the internet.

You shut your dirty removed mouth

There are virtually infinite things to shit on us Americans for, and most of them deservedly so. But this one ain't it.

Give me peanut butter and chocolate or give me death.

I'll make it even better! Chocolate, peanut butter, and a sprinkle of salt

The same idiots that say this are the ones who think Nutella is some transcendental ambrosia even though it's more palm oil than either hazelnuts or cocoa.

I laugh my ass off when every few years someone combines peanuts and jelly on the Great British Bake-off and literally every single time all the other British people are like “wow, you have invented literally a brand new innovative and delicious cuisine”.

This and avoiding taxes are the reasons why your tea is in the harbor

Abysmal take. Chocolate ice cream with frozen peanut butter swirled in is proof that god loves us.

To whom it may concern:

Please be advised that your meme will be slathered with creamy peanut butter and drizzled with melted chocolate. Afterwards, you may immediately go and pound sand.

Should you decide to spread this misinformation further, we will be forced to place a bounty on you. When you are captured, you will be taken to Hershey Park and doused with Hershey’s chocolate syrup in front of many peanut  butter & chocolate lovers.

For good measure, the public will be armed with crunchy peanut butter balls dipped in milk chocolate if you attempt to escape (dark chocolate covered peanut butter balls sold separately).

Sincerely,

The American Committee for Chocolate & Peanut Butter Advancement

and

The Reese’s Foundation

Woah Woah Woah. I'm Canadian and peanut butter and chocolate is also a thing here. Peanut butter may be my favourite thing. Why am I catching strays?

Deep-fried Reese's cups. You know you want it. You want to dip them in strawberry jam, and top them with whipped cream, and a chocolate sauce drizzle. It's okay, we won't judge you.

You also want chocolate-coated grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwiches with mint chocolate-chip ice cream. Just... try it. We won't watch. Just the one time.

When I was a kid, my family went to go visit some extended family in rural southern France. It was going to be over Halloween, and since the French don’t celebrate it, we brought some American Halloween candy for them to try. To our surprise, they loved it, especially the Reese’s cups. We had expected them to find it gross, since they had much higher quality chocolate in Europe.

I’ve executed drone strikes in 3rd world countries for less than the absolute anger this post makes me feel

I'll assume this is a very European take, and point out that Europeans don't even ever eat peanuts or peanut butter anyways as it was written off as colonist fodder unfit for their 'queenly' pallette. They also don't like corn, which has the juice, so like yea man we know their tastes are stuck in like the 18th century. Go on darling, have your fermented herring and duck pate 😬 we'll continue actually using the spices and flavors from the new world

A gazillion years ago I was in a shop that had an american aisle, so I bought some some american chocolate that had peanut butter in it. Reese's, I think?

Anyways it tasted slightly like chalky chocolate vomit with peanut butter on it.
I thought I'd got a bad batch so the next time I saw some I got something from Hershey's. Again, chocolate vomit.
Never had any of that shit since.

Cadbury's in the UK have been adding extra things to their chocolate bars for years now. My cynical brain tells me it's to mask the fact that they've changed things and lowered the quality of their products.
When did this happen? A few years after it was sold to Kraft, an american 'food' company...

Chocolate and jelly sandwiches are much better than peanut butter and jelly sandwiches though. Fight me.

Pineapple on pizza

It's okay. I prefer dark chocolate with peanut butter rather than milk, but Reese's gonna reese.

This is so undeniably, objectively true.

Peanuts end up in everything because they're very cheap, not because they're that good.

Peanut butter is ... fine. That's all you can honestly say. PB&J is edible at it's best, and then only rarely. Reese's is a testament to how easy it is to sell coagulated sugar and salt. Bougie peanut butter cups are just polished turds.

Thai is the only cuisine that knows what to do with peanuts.

I'm not American, but here's what I know about them.

They'll put chocolate on everything, ranch with everything, deep fry everything (but jot at home bc they can't cook), put coffee in their melted icecream