z500 @ z500 @startrek.website Posts 3Comments 289Joined 2 yr. ago

Normalize constructing an ominous orb completely out of obsidian and placing it in the San Francisco Bay.
How the hell are you supposed to exit that?
There 👏 are 👏 23,328 👏 genders 👏
Similar to hump-catting
Harambe's death was the nexus connecting all timelines
I've found my people
Apparently I spin clockwise in bed because my pajamas are always all the way to the left when I wake up
My eyes skipped right over the 0 yo part, and it was quite droll
Illuminati confirmed
I literally did that today. First I dumped the laundry on the couch, and then a few hours later I folded it and put it away
Powerthirst is also crystal meth
That's when you play them the weirdest shit in your music library. It circles back around to wizardry.
That virus video has way too much free real estate in my head. Every time someone says "a virus" it gets all echoey in my head
has been eliminated
Lol I think it basically is, it just isn't literal shit
It's Huttese for fodder
Pudu is for banthas!
Pour it on yourself and you'll never have to work another day in your life
Happy Threshold Day!
Glory to you... ^AND ^YOUR ^PASSWORD...