ADHD memes @lemmy.dbzer0.com Stamets @lemmy.world 1y ago

I'll have the usual

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a c a b
- a a a a a a because I cant afford shit
  
  Check out !shoplifting@slrpnk.net ;)
- And then a one more time
  
  Daft Punk Intensifies
- I will hold you accountable to this
- Lord Farquiplier? Nice
Hey in my defense I did hand wash a spoon and a bowl so I could have cereal for dinner even though all the dishes were dirty, so it's not like household tasks don't get done.
- I strongly prefer handwashing. I wash while I cook so it never (mentally) becomes a big scary task - I'm just indulging my perfectionism in washing a couple of things as an activity intermission... I guess it's like a cooking mini game.
  
  In the interest of transparency, I feel compelled to disclose that I took the spoon and bowl out of the mostly-full dishwasher to hand wash. I have still not started the dishwasher (I already completed a household task today, you see).
- I’m proud of you bud
  
  Thanks :')
Would you do household chores to procrastinate from doing work?
- I literally did that today. First I dumped the laundry on the couch, and then a few hours later I folded it and put it away
- I have a standing desk so I tend to sweep whenever I'm in a meeting.
- Give me a couple of hours and i'll decide. Oops can't do both now haha!
- Yep, it's laundry for me... or I just get stuck cleaning my entire bathroom once I start wiping off the water smudges on the faucet. 10 minutes later, it's been two hours and the work day's over!
Let’s not forget our lady Marijuana.
- Parallel access to depressing memories and constant paranoia over the smallest things. How fun!
Sometime I don’t want to feel seen… 🫥
- OP: 🔭👀
- Social media: the mortifying ordeal of being known, as a service.
This is all just about normalizing poor decisions, right?
- Yup
Just A and C for me - I like to avoid vices. Thankyouverymuch.
Shit, 2 out of 3 isn't too bad.
And none really produce the serotonin/dopamine, it just makes the nagging feeling disappear.
Eh, I'll just take an A today...

Ah, what the hell, I could eat. Let's do an A & C...

Weelllll, doing C is basically doing B too so....

I'll get an E. Same as always.
Finally tried B for the first time in ages, and now I'm in day twelve of Amazon fucking me around like spending gift cards is an unprecedented misuse. The first three rounds were 'please reply with proof these are real... sorry, this e-mail address doesn't accept replies.'

I'm still not 100% convinced it's not some obscenely clever scam.
Masturbation is always the answer.
- I feel like lately it's not. I don't know, but there's no joy. It's not like I'm addicted. Maybe twice a week or so. But the excitement is gone
  
  Try asking someone else to do it for you.
E of course. Like everyday
Shit. I've done everything but d. Pre-ordered ff 7 rebirth for 56 quid. Eat some nuggies cos I couldn't be fucked cooking and had wank this morning before lunchtime.
B and D and gym
All except D, C and B
Ok but what if I already did all of E) 30 minutes after waking up ... What now? Gambling?
- Since you're posting here, the answer is obvious.
F: Stumble upon this community by chance and not leave for X hours

(I'm not diagnosed... yet)

Edit: Also this
real
F. Pay a homeless person to let them stab you

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