danny devito
danny devito
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So, the only way to beat Danny DeVito is to confuse him into thinking it's always sunny?
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Or to call Dayman, fighter of the Nightman.
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Only if you live in Philadelphia, yes.
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The Nightman cometh and the Dayman saveth
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Angry upvote
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Classic Tumblr: the only site fucked enough to let you edit other people's posts. Try all you want, Twitter, you can’t possibly add a worse feature than that.
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Wait you can edit other's posts? Are you trolling me?
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You can't edit the post on someone else's blog, but you can when reblogging it to your own. This means that anyone who rebloggs the post from you, someone who reblogged from them, or anyone else down the chain will retain your edits. It was really popular to do this to John Green.
Edit: Fixed a mistake.
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If only John Green could keep his mouth shut about his favorite taste.
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Absolutely was scared of him when I was younger! He was the penguin in the old Batman movies. Total nightmare fuel.
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For sure, my first thought was 'well, yeah':
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He legit kidnaps first born kids out their beds to kill them in the sewer. Makes perfect sense to fear him.
old Batman movies
You...you shut your mouth.
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He was also the evil dad in Matilda, maybe less scary on paper but infinitely more realistic.
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The Penguin straight up kidnaps children out of their beds with the intent to drown them in Batman Returns. I can see kids fearing Danny Devito
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I pictured the Penguin setting up a giant tank full of Batman Returns VHS tapes to drown children in.
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Hmm, immortal Danny DeVito? yes, this is approved, what do we need to do to make it happen?
If someone old gets vampired, do they turn back young at the next feed or are they stuck at their current age?
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In most vampire worlds they are stuck with the age they were bit. (IIRC.)
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Kinda sad. better than nothing I suppose.
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Hey, if a child watched Taxi, I could see the tyke developing a healthy fear if Danny Devito. Louie was a nasty misanthrope most of the time.
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Love that scene where he comes out of his elevated manager both to confront the guy and he’s so much shorter than him
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The Nightman cometh and the Dayman saveth
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I swear I've seen this before but with Markiplier.
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This has the makings of an excellent Madlibs prompt.
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