z500 @ z500 @startrek.website Posts 3Comments 289Joined 2 yr. ago
About 10 years ago someone actually burned to death from static discharge at a gas pump like 2 miles down the road from my house. It's extremely rare, but it does happen.
Athy, athier, athiest
"You guys are still staffing window 1?"
Thank
Bears are basically just giant dogs, it's not fair
I'm sorry your ice cream doesn't have any sugar in it
Nice, very trochaic
If your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that's not your girl
My Kink Is Proper Application of Title Case Rules, Stupid As They Are
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12/10
You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like
Dude, droidface is not okay
Yeah I'm on the edge of my seat here. I demand a refund.
Fuckin' way she goes
They explicitly said to stop tipping by deciding to instead go to places that ban tipping
Is this a big city thing? This is the first time I've ever heard of this.
I, for one, welcome our new feline overlords.
Look again, it actually says Dempster
The bug with 1 million shoes? Isn't that Shub Niggurath?
I was just thinking about this the other day, haven't seen it in a long time