z500 @ z500 @startrek.website

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What if I see him murdering someone?

That's nose pocky

Yeah, it's clunky for sure, but maybe we just don't use it for that much

The candle that burns four times as bright burns a quarter as long

pan to tax preparation companies taking turns sucking off Uncle Sam

Monkey's paw: your teeth would also be as sensitive as the head of a penis

So embarrassing

I'm already 2 years older than Mozart was when he died, the fuck am I even doing with my life

This reminds me of how I used to eat a spoonful of chunky peanut butter and then add a glug of maple syrup

I can believe it when we can barely manage to spot an asteroid heading in our direction before it's basically whizzing past us

I want to be a cat so I can be pampered, and lash out randomly and have people think it's cute

But I can still keep the dinosaur, right?

Gussy

Chaos dog

Damn dude, save some pussy for the rest of us

Sure, Andrew Yang, let's get you back to New York

I can't wait to hear about the GNU Is Not UNIX Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of Hurd of Hird of

Delightfully devilish!

I never thought I'd die this way, but I always hoped