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This is where John Oliver would jump in to say: except that's not who this is bc one of them is fake.
And then continue with: except that's a lie bc actually, two are fake!
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Never trust a man with two first names.
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"Von" isn't a first name, it's German for of/from. Same with the Dutch "Van", the Italian "da", the French "de" (though that one might mean "the ", I'm not sure) and several other examples from different languages
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The Thomas family in my town always names their first son Thomas.
Thomas Thomas the fifth is the most recent heir to this sobriquet.
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It took me a minute, they really resemble each other pretty closely. She probably gets confused with Bismarck alot. I bet people are telling her all the time, "Has anyone ever told you that you look like Otto von Bismarck?" and everytime she has to pretend like it's the first time she's ever heard that and thank them for the compliment, but inside she's like, "Goddamnit."
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She's a national treasure
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If that's true why hasn't Nicholas Cage stolen her?
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No, those are 3 paintings and one photo of Otto von Bismarck, you silly Billy!
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What if someone takes a picture of a painting? (It's a strange scenario, I know.)
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Still not a photo of Bismarck but a photo of a painting
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You should have put at least one actual picture of Otto Von Bismarck alongside these pictures of Jennifer Lawrence to fool us.
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𝕯𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖊 𝕶𝖔𝖒𝖒𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖆𝖗𝖘𝖊𝖐𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓 𝖎𝖘𝖙 𝖆𝖇 𝖏𝖊𝖙𝖟𝖙 𝕰𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖓𝖙𝖚𝖒 𝖉𝖊𝖗 𝕭𝖚𝖓𝖉𝖊𝖘𝖗𝖊𝖕𝖚𝖇𝖑𝖎𝖐 𝕯𝖊𝖚𝖙𝖘𝖈𝖍𝖑𝖆𝖓𝖉.
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If your girl wears a pickelhaube and united the German states, that's not your girl
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Also, not all of them are photos.
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A photo of a painting is still a photo
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Well, a photo of painting is clearly NOT a photo of Jennifer Lawrence.
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Bismarck had a plan. Bismarck always had a plan
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Found the Extra History viewer!
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Why let a youtube reference get in the way of a good crusade?
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Actually it's the hunter from Jumanji
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Still would.
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Pickelhaube is best haube
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what a punchable face
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Not enough people recognize that the guy who directly enabled two world wars deserves a punch in the face
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What? How? Many say had Bismarck lived long enough, he could have prevented the First World War. He orchestrated the Scramble for Africa to prevent another war of European empires with each other. But that being said, he could have prevented a war at the expense of non-European nations. Bismarck is a boon for Europe but not for the rest of the world.
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Bismarck bit Mark until Mark bit Bismarck
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Ahhh uncle Otto. We always just called him Von he hated it but was a good sport.
