user_name @ user_name @lemmy.world Posts 0Comments 9Joined 1 mo. ago
“The company is in trouble! We need to pay our CEO more to incentivize performance! Also we can’t fire them because a transition during our difficulties would only hurt the company more!”
“The stock price is growing! We need to pay our CEO more to make sure no competitor tried to hire them away from us!”
I have a urologist friend who says a huge portion of his job is taking things out of people’s dickholes.
Is that supposed to be Elastigirl?
He did sell it…to himself. His AI company bought it.
Not saying this doesn’t suck, but it is also a soft paywall dodge for sites like WaPo.
Minesweeper.
Simple, endlessly playable.
Those are rookie numbers. Gotta pump those numbers up!
This just means either the guy who retired or the new CEO will become governor and then senator from Florida like Rick Scott.
Yes, Bush said that but he’s just quoting the Bible. Matthew 12:30 “He that is not with me is against me” so by Obi-Wan’s subsequent assertion that “only the Sith deal in absolutes” Jesus is more Sith than Jedi.