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4d ago

Immortality

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Death always has a boner too
- Unless, since Death is a skeleton, they never have a boner?
  
  I mean it’s right in the description. He’s all bones including his penis bone
- Yeah, but how cum?
  
  In the picture he can clearly sweat, so I guess other ... functions work too
  
  He came for the guy
- Always hard, but bone dry.

Throw in Big Hero 6's Aunt Cass to make it Nintendo hard
- I forget how stupid anti-masturbation rhetoric was.
  
  Won't make you go blind
  The fuck??
- Just like Mr. Incredible (he likes to watch her with Elastimommy)

Death came twice that day.

Is that supposed to be Elastigirl?
- Elastigirl (or Elastimommy as I like to call her) is the ultimate bi/pan fantasy. She's got a dumptruck for an ass which Mr. Incredible has tried to destroy many times over the years. It is the only joy left in his life. And she can turn into anything. And I do mean ANYTHING. She can replace her pussy with massive, throbbing cock. I can only imagine how intimidating and inviting it would look. Drool.
  
  runs into thread in panic, drenched in sweat*
  THE GOONERS GOT OUT OF THE DUNGEON
  
  Jolyne Cujoh could unravel her vagina into string and turn it into a crochet strapon. Since she feels through her stand as if it were the same part of her own body, that means she can be vaginally stimulated by fucking something with her string penis.
  
  What the actual fuck?
  And I thought my kinks were extreme
  
  That sounds terrible. Just terrible. Horrible even. Horrible.
  Anyone got any links so I can see just how vile and disgusting it is?
- Elastimilf
- I sure hope so.

Fair warning: Sisyphus got sentenced to rolling that boulder up that hill for eternity for his attempts to cheat death.
- Yeah, but he's probably in really good shape now. Massive calves
- So, in a way he succeded?

Where can you play the game? I ask for a friend.
- turn off your adblocker and it finds you
  
  you mean death?
- live very dangerously
  have a tattoo about you having sex with a skeleton
  tell death about the game but ask them to being it

I feel like Death instantly wins this one considering he's a skeleton. He has a boner but no penis or balls. 😔
- Death can sweat
  So Death can cum
  
  Cum is stored in the ~~balls~~ bones.
  No wonder they're white.

This is Death we're talking about. He hasn't felt anything for millennia. He'll probably Play that game while making aggressive eye contact with you while also not feeling anything. Maybe drop a "So this is what you're in to? Interesting."
- Nah, the grim reaper is a gooner.

Beating death is easy, just say he just lost The Game.

Misread it as gum at first.

Pfff just chose him to play Tetris or any other game without a win condition but loose conditions.
Maybe even rimworld, he gets sucked in and forgets that you exist.
- RimWorld has a win condition though.
  
  Savage randy, then.
- Bold of you to assume this isn't it.

ngl porn games came a LONG way, sometimes my degeneracy surprises even myself
- It has surprised all of us.
- Its not just pac-man any more these days

🎼don't tell you wife about this gaaaame 🎶 you can do anything in this gaaaame!🎵 https://youtube.com/watch?v=wwE1fZmIkss

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