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  • Mortified

  • Former Biden advisor says if Biden had wheels, he'd be a bicycle!

    More stupendous journalistic insight to follow....

  • My hair is the vainest thing to want to cry about.

  • "All of it, no. 2."-- me for the last 42 yrs. Problem solved.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    'Beautiful joke': The Onion finally reaches another deal to take over Infowars - Raw Story

    www.rawstory.com /infowars-the-onion/
  • Busted by General Talia.

  • lol, upvoted bc fart.

  • *allegedly*

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    Police called after schnitzel row turns violent in southern Germany | dpa international

    dpa-international.com /general-news/urn:newsml:dpa.com:20090101:260419-99-170600/
  • Racily racist racist races racily to racism.

  • Trichloroethylene (TCE) has been widely used for more than a century in products and processes ranging from metal degreasing to fabric cleaning and even coffee decaffeination. Its use peaked in the United States in the 1970s, when more than 600 million pounds were produced annually, about two pounds per person.

  • Boom

    Jump
  • I just piss in the sink, to be safe.

  • Not The Onion @lemmy.world

    RFK Jr. Recalls the Time He Was ‘Cutting the Penis Out of a Road Killed Raccoon’ - Reading mode

    www.mediaite.com /media/news/rfk-jr-recalls-the-time-he-was-cutting-the-penis-out-of-a-road-killed-raccoon/
  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    man woman camera jesus doctor...I be smart

  • Political Memes @lemmy.world

    own-goal

  • The new Jesus doesn't "know" the old Jesus because they've never met.And never will.

  • He didn't do too little: he pushed Orban off the cliff.

  • Imagining pineapples gives me erections.

  • I feel that you're stringing us along with that theory.

  • I'm 69, and going to 2 SRO club gigs tonight and tomorrow night. My 70 year old buddy might have to bail due to a death in the family, but very, very few of my peers can stand for 3 hours!So I've run out of replacement candidates!This is one of the many things 'they' never warn you about as you plan your retirement, expecting to be globetrotting.

  • Never knew about the tracking option; I'm piqued.

  • The left lemmy vibe is very-much bipolar.

    You could post identical comments 10 minutes apart and one could be downvoted to oblivion whilst the other is top comment.

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    irony is pressing

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Melania Trump says rumours linking her to Epstein 'need to stop'

    www.bbc.com /news/articles/c3ex07l1qvpo
  • Technology @lemmy.world

    EFF is Leaving X | Electronic Frontier Foundation

    www.eff.org /deeplinks/2026/04/eff-leaving-x
  • Canada @lemmy.ca

    Stronach lawyer arguing some complainants in sex assault trial coached by Crown | CBC News

    www.cbc.ca /news/canada/toronto/frank-stronach-sexual-assault-trial-9.7157357
  • cats @lemmy.world

    practice makes purrfect

  • politics @lemmy.world

    Texas revolt erases hundreds of miles of Trump border wall

    www.axios.com /2026/04/09/trump-border-wall-big-bend-texas-mexico
  • politics @lemmy.world

    How to defeat Trump every time | Robert Reich | The Guardian

    www.theguardian.com /commentisfree/2026/apr/09/how-to-beat-trump-iran-minneapolis-harvard
  • politics @lemmy.world

    Trump declares victory after making Iran more powerful than ever

    www.dailykos.com /stories/2026/4/8/2376971/-Trump-declares-victory-after-making-Iran-more-powerful-than-ever
  • Offbeat @lemmy.ca

    www.upi.com /Odd_News/2026/04/08/canada-Squamish-rock-face-Volkswagen-Beetle-suspended-prank/2021775665068/
  • People Twitter @sh.itjust.works

    “.. Spain will not applaud those who set the world on fire just because they show up with a bucket.”

    xcancel.com /sanchezcastejon/status/2041782467946840255
  • Fuck Cars @lemmy.world

    fuck cars and live a little

  • Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world

    Iran's shitposts were obliterated, too!

  • funny signs @lemmy.world

    launching hazard

  • Political Memes @lemmy.ca

    many people are saying...