Clown school principal: “I’m sorry ma’am, we have nothing to teach you.”

Didn’t the Canadian burn the Whitehouse down once or something?

Same. No ads yet but will cancel and delete if they start showing up.

Been slowly moving over to Nebula anyway.

Not American but I feel like at this point I’d get a four year supply of popcorn and try to encourage the dumbest shit I’ve ever seen.

Eg. Hulk Hogan should be head of the EPA. Start a campaign and mock outrage when trump is silent on the matter.

My head canon. Remember when Elon launched a Tesla into space and there was a space suit in the drivers seat. He was in the suit.

The lizard people saw him as a liability and replaced him.

I’ve been planning my next build on PCPartsPicker for the past 3 days. Not sure if I’ve slept. No time. Too much reconfiguring to do. A friend is also working on a new build. We both spent the day on PCPartsPicker optimising. We haven’t touched meth since we started all this.

PSA: PCPartsPicker will prevent meth addiction.

Plot twist. Hamas terrorists hacked into IDF infrastructure and dropped the bombs on themselves to make the IDF look bad.

Either that or they’ll find that elements of the IDF are Hamas.

Apple fan boi here.

I also love to shit on Apple.

Some of the big reveals are so dumb. They just give things a different name to blow your mind.

“Omg! They invited spatial computing!!!”

Can I choose $20 three times. If so, then I choose that. I really need $60.

Otherwise I choose $20 and the pizza chef one. I’ll sell enough pizza to earn $40 and then quit.

I’ll pass on the third thing.

🍾🥳🎉

Smoke em if you got em.

I’m cool with people stealing content from Reddit and posting it here. In fact I encourage it.

But yeah. A bot just auto posting is tiresome. No real curation of the best stuff.

It’s not his. He borrowed it off a mate.

Looks like a sulfur crested cockatoo. The CGI sells it because this is the kind of shit they would do.

Plenty of videos showing their real life shenanigans. (E.g. “cockatoo eating croissant” or “cockatoo opening bin”).

I love them, but Jesus they can be a pain in the arse sometimes.

iPhone user and monthly signal donor here. Have been using it since it was available for signal. Have managed to get everyone I care about to install and use it.

I basically made it the only way to message me and get my attention.

I’m not that special, I just care about my friends and I think they might like me enough to do this one thing for me. At least they know they can cut me out of their lives by uninstalling signal.

Pretty much. I watch all the NordVPN Man ads and don’t even sign up for a 12 month discount and the first month free. I’m basically a criminal.

Also Mullvad FTW.

I manually skip all sponsored segments except for the Internet Historian ones.

That Cassini video showing an impression of the probe entering Saturn’s atmosphere gets me every time 😭🫡

I also encourage people to repost content from Reddit to Lemmy. It’s free estate!

It’s also morally and ethically sound.

Same. I don’t even care if people steal content from over there and repost it here. In fact, if attributed, I encourage it.

I don’t get it.