MS software also doesn't play nice with virtual desktops. Opening excel files or answering teams calls yanks you all over your workflow.

Alas, working an Excel job in a non-tech field, I fear I will suffer Windows the rest of my working life ☠️

Bite my shiny metal ass

The best and brightest of Long Island and New Jersey.

For clarification, the Women's Grandmaster and International titles are conferred after a certain level of achievement overall in one's career. There is no limit to the number of people who can have those titles. I feel like if you use a phrase like "world title holder" there's an implication that such a world title is like "champion of whatever" and is only held by one person at a time (like a "World Champion(ship title)").

Each of their speeds is constant, but different, and they're walking in different directions.

What's a country with 0?

why is there a salami in his gameboy

The set of all living humans is finite, so (if sexuality is totally ordered) there is a gayest human. Edit:though they may not necessarily be unique.

Would be pretty funny if they don't donate and he starts backing green policies out of spite.

There's an episode of this show where the frog principal says the word "cashews" with a unique intonation multiple times, and it plays in my head every time I hear someone say the word cashews.

Wait, it's a column called Bartleby about working more than you want to?

One of us. One of us.

Fair enough.

I mean, do we know how they were cooking them? Maybe the natives told them to eat them raw as a prank.

Also, they were presumably unsalted?! I may rather die too

About 3 months ago I suddenly developed an indefatigable craving for olives. Since then I've eaten about a small jar a week. IDK if I'm pregnant (seems unlikely) or if olives are just a normal part of adulthood, similar to how everyone in college eats a lot of toast on occasion.