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  • Americans with six-figure incomes are in 'survival mode'

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  • That’s correct. Everyone here making six figures will have some form of asset they could cash in if the chips came down. I sometimes feel underwater, but if I made painful cuts, I could survive. Real Americans are living day to day knowing if things get bad, they might have to sell more blood.

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    Tired of one player stealing every skill check? Try the 'Spotlight Token' rule I forced on my table

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  • Well once you’re lemmy famous, you can do anything.

  • Republicans Lawmakers Demand to Know What Concessions They Will Receive to Reopen Government

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  • I wrote it, it’s a Lemmy original. Check my post history, I do lots of them.

  • Republicans Lawmakers Demand to Know What Concessions They Will Receive to Reopen Government

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  • It’s a nomadic job field.

  • Republicans Lawmakers Demand to Know What Concessions They Will Receive to Reopen Government

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  • That sense of dread when you consider Ted Cruz could be, however unlikely, reading your satire.

  • Democrats Promise to Keep Fighting Until No Rights Are Left for Americans

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  • It’s trying to be satire. I don’t think anyone believes democrats are trying, on purpose, to fail. But there’s palpable anger, because there was an undertone of “okay, we’ll play like you and show you what happens” here, and they allowed all this harm, showed what republicans will allow… and then gave up. And now people are looking around and saying “who’s fighting for us.”

    That’s dangerous for both democrats and republicans, because if neither side will care for you, you no longer have to vote for the least-worst choice. I hope for lots and lots of primaries like Zandani over the next few years.

  • Democrats Promise to Keep Fighting Until No Rights Are Left for Americans

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  • Listen to who, I blocked them. 😋

  • Democrats Promise to Keep Fighting Until No Rights Are Left for Americans

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  • Block me and any other source than the onion; that way you’ll have much fewer articles, and can have the diversity of just one source for them.

  • Democrats Promise to Keep Fighting Until No Rights Are Left for Americans

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  • It’s the Lemion.

  • Trump in Stable Condition After Being Told He Could Not Lick His Own Elbow

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  • I added Leo, maybe that will help. I hate how believable this can sound.

  • DOT Announces Wider Roads to Accommodate Planned Chevy “Double Wide” Trucks

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  • Are you implying Zap Chestman isn’t a serious name for a salesperson?

  • DOT Announces Wider Roads to Accommodate Planned Chevy “Double Wide” Trucks

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  • Trucks in the US already use 4 spaces.

  • What is the most attractive quality in a person that instantly makes them desirable?

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  • Every drop of water makes the river, don’t forget you’re a part of the world, and you’re important, even if it doesn’t always feel that way.

  • U.S. citizen shot from behind as he warned ICE agents about children gathering at bus stop, lawyers say

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  • Identifying agents and their families is the silver bullet, which is why it’s seen as such an offense to the government. Currently, agents are able to threaten people and their families without similar threat, and they’re confident in their numbers in a fight. If they faced the same fears they impose, they would chill out very quickly.

  • Ethiopia Donates $1.7 Million to Help Feed Starving Americans

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  • I know it broke the editorial voice, but it was too good to leave on the table.

  • Ethiopia Donates $1.7 Million to Help Feed Starving Americans

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  • The Lemion.

  • Ethiopia Donates $1.7 Million to Help Feed Starving Americans

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  • Claude and I program together, but none of what I write is AI assisted. I write this stuff for my and all of your amusement - the world has become satire and it should be spotlighted.

    I make very good money in general, and I have some qualms about how a deadline and monetization might affect the work. Let’s smell the flower, not pick it, and move on with this for now.

  • Ethiopia Donates $1.7 Million to Help Feed Starving Americans

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  • I love your name. “Look upon my giant spiders, and despair.”

  • China Agrees To Purchase 11 U.S. Soybeans

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  • I was tempted to write that article, actually, but I went with the Time Beavers instead.

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    Russia Concerned Their Copy of Epstein Files Worthless After Recent Trump Press Conference

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    Confusion in the White House as Trump Declares Himself Ruler of Isla Mujerita Lenta

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    Christians Outraged as Thousands of Black Musicians Ascend to Heaven

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    Christians Declare Earliest War on Christmas Yet, as September Shelves Fill with Decorations

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    First Lady Calls for Careful Scrutiny of Buff Young White Men Due to Recent Trend

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    Calls to Vatican as Charlie Kirk’s Bloody Shirt Cures Man of Racial Tolerance

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    Trump Announces He Will Lead Turning Point USA “For the Foreseeable Future”

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    Time Traveller Grants Rare Interview to Reiterate the Importance of Charlie Kirk Shooting

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    Irate Trump Briefly Imposes 14% Tariffs on Monaco Unless They Guess the Number He’s Thinking Of

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    NASA Scrambling After China Offers to Buy ISS from Trump

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    White House Sources Reporting New Pledge of Allegiance Under Consideration

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    ICE Moving to Only Motorcycle Cops Starting In February

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    Republicans Excited About Their Crazy Picks to Replace Trump in 2028

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    Trump Administration Vows to Maintain Pressure on Venezuela Until Epstein Files Are Forgotten

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    Republicans Breathe Sigh of Relief as White Shooter is Transexual

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    Us Department of Violence and Apathy Declares 3 Thoughts, 40 Prayers for Church School Shooting

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    Trump White House Not Looking For Nuclear Launch Codes

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    Trump White House Nervous as Comedy Central/Paramount Donate Combined $30 Million to Presidential Library “For Next Week’s Episodes”

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    As Inflation Heats Up, Republicans Rally Around Idea of Making Money Worth Less

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    Trump to Replace USS with PTS (President Trump’s Ship) on all Navy Vessels in January 2026