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  • Trying to hit the targeted effect.

    Trying to get to the jugular.

    Trying to define the scope.

    …I’ll get to when I have time.

  • Tangled cattle is a serious problem, Leo is a hero.

  • Check my post history. One of the hidden secrets of Lemmy.

  • The goal was to make the reader feel more and more nauseous until Leo finally shows up to break the spell and admit that it’s satire.

    There’s a whole article I could write on etched bullets, but I’m trying to find the right angle.

  • I considered a Luigi Special tie in, but it got off topic

  • I like to imagine his face if Obama won the award he created.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Turning Point Rejects Claims Commemorative Sniper Rifle is ‘Insensitive’

  • I used to work in the oil industry, and there are old field logs from the 50s/60s where a whole crew died and the well is manned 2 days later. In the early 2000s we’d spend days on a single death or injury. Once the company paid the overtime because a guy’s wife was in labor and the contractor didn’t want to give him time off. It was addressed as a safety issue, there was no way he could concentrate safely… no issues to pay it. Sad to see the munitions industry caught in the 50s.

  • He’d be proud his staff is taking a shot at this.

  • Believe it or not I spent time considering what to call the prize. In the end I think they’d assume US = better.

    I also thought about describing the medal depicting an eagle driving a 4-wheeler off a ramp. But I felt that was both too over-the-top and too creepy if it came true.

  • I feel I have a case, they are stealing my material.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Rumors of New US Peace Prize “Bigger Than Nobel”

  • Well that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Deploys Carrier Task Force to Norway in Anticipation of Peace Prize

  • Well yes, I am a sane person who watched a nuclear program, monitored by outside observers, be refurbished.

    What, you got a really cool youtube video I have to see?

  • This is a horrible take; russia underspent on their army (with current results) to upgrade and refurbish the nuclear forces.

  • Second half was probably Jeep, let’s be honest.

  • Houston Intercontinental Airport, this week.

    Texas is doubling down on stupid.

  • “Stupid Piece of Shit” is great for asking people if this is how they think. Some people don’t know they have depression from critical thinking.

  • Enable satire detection for only $5.99/month!

  • They probably pay less than I make. I’d rather someone young get their big break than work there.

    Also it’s dangerous to turn your hobbies into jobs. Sometimes imposing a deadline can ruin a passion.

  • So, like Hyundai? Pretty sure they wash every bag first.

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    BMW to Enable Turn Signals on All Luxury Vehicles in 2026

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Whitehouse to Replace Special Forces With AI by June 2026

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Oregon Surprises White House by Deploying National Guard to Portland

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Russia Concerned Their Copy of Epstein Files Worthless After Recent Trump Press Conference

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Confusion in the White House as Trump Declares Himself Ruler of Isla Mujerita Lenta

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Christians Outraged as Thousands of Black Musicians Ascend to Heaven

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Christians Declare Earliest War on Christmas Yet, as September Shelves Fill with Decorations

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    First Lady Calls for Careful Scrutiny of Buff Young White Men Due to Recent Trend

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Calls to Vatican as Charlie Kirk’s Bloody Shirt Cures Man of Racial Tolerance

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Trump Announces He Will Lead Turning Point USA “For the Foreseeable Future”

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Time Traveller Grants Rare Interview to Reiterate the Importance of Charlie Kirk Shooting

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    Irate Trump Briefly Imposes 14% Tariffs on Monaco Unless They Guess the Number He’s Thinking Of

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    NASA Scrambling After China Offers to Buy ISS from Trump

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    White House Sources Reporting New Pledge of Allegiance Under Consideration

  • The Onion @midwest.social

    ICE Moving to Only Motorcycle Cops Starting In February