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The Onion @midwest.social Doritos Gains Coveted Naming Rights for Next 60 Days of Iran War
The Onion @midwest.social Republicans Becoming Concerned Six Wars Off the Table for 2026
The Onion @midwest.social White House Pivoting to Epstein Files as Iran Situation Worsens
The Onion @midwest.social In Clear Message to White House, Barack Obama Awarded the Nobel Prize for Soccer
The Onion @midwest.social Supreme Court Rules Pentagon’s New “Drone from Home” Program is Legal, Pilots not Soldiers
The Onion @midwest.social IDF to Reduce Bombings in Iran Until More Hospitals are Built
The Onion @midwest.social Trump Announces Democrats Are Sending Troops Into Iran
The Onion @midwest.social As Iran War Worsens, Democratic Strategists Struggle to Find Path to Lose Midterms
The Onion @midwest.social As Fuel Crisis Worsens, TSA Begins Allowing Americans to Bring Gasoline With Them on Flights
The Onion @midwest.social Netflix Adds $10 Million Legal Settlement With Trump to Warner Bros Takeover Offer
The Onion @midwest.social QAnon Scientists Only Months Away from Grand Unifying Conspiracy Theory
The Onion @midwest.social Ilia Malinin Calls for New Scores After Declaring Performance was Titled “America 2025”
The Onion @midwest.social IOC Rules Palestinian Athletes May Not Compete While Starving or Sick
The Onion @midwest.social Kid Rock to Perform Events of LGBTQ+ Olympic Athletes in Competing Broadcast
The Onion @midwest.social Experts Unsure if Trump Becoming More Unstable or Stealing Talking Heads Lyrics
The Onion @midwest.social White House Claims Alex Pretti Death Was Permissible Over Suspected Customs Evasion
The Onion @midwest.social Minnesota Officer Comforted by Thought a Texas Officer Would Protect Minnesota ICE Attacking Texans
The Onion @midwest.social Canadians in Minneapolis Deny They Are Seeking Free Air Travel to Honduras
The Onion @midwest.social Republicans Alarmed as Courts Declare Drones Covered by Second Amendment
The Onion @midwest.social FEMA Announces “Go Fund Me” as Massive Cold Front Heads South
Roberts should just accept that his court is one of the three pillars in the collapse of the US into a middle power in the next 25 years.