Trump Threatens to Shut Down Canadian Government as Deadlock Continues
Trump Threatens to Shut Down Canadian Government as Deadlock Continues
Trump Threatens to Shut Down Canadian Government as Deadlock Continues
Ruger and American Greetings Announce New Partnership to Etch Shell Casings
Turning Point Rejects Claims Commemorative Sniper Rifle is ‘Insensitive’
White House Rumors of New US Peace Prize “Bigger Than Nobel”
White House Deploys Carrier Task Force to Norway in Anticipation of Peace Prize
BMW to Enable Turn Signals on All Luxury Vehicles in 2026
Trump Whitehouse to Replace Special Forces With AI by June 2026
Oregon Surprises White House by Deploying National Guard to Portland
Russia Concerned Their Copy of Epstein Files Worthless After Recent Trump Press Conference
Confusion in the White House as Trump Declares Himself Ruler of Isla Mujerita Lenta
Christians Outraged as Thousands of Black Musicians Ascend to Heaven
Christians Declare Earliest War on Christmas Yet, as September Shelves Fill with Decorations
First Lady Calls for Careful Scrutiny of Buff Young White Men Due to Recent Trend
Calls to Vatican as Charlie Kirk’s Bloody Shirt Cures Man of Racial Tolerance
Trump Announces He Will Lead Turning Point USA “For the Foreseeable Future”
Time Traveller Grants Rare Interview to Reiterate the Importance of Charlie Kirk Shooting
Irate Trump Briefly Imposes 14% Tariffs on Monaco Unless They Guess the Number He’s Thinking Of
NASA Scrambling After China Offers to Buy ISS from Trump
White House Sources Reporting New Pledge of Allegiance Under Consideration
ICE Moving to Only Motorcycle Cops Starting In February
I find it very surprising a non-shill or bot really thought “this time is different.”