How will we know unless the bravest man shows us, and do we want that man to be beaten to it by Obama? Imagine how shameful that would be!
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The Onion @midwest.social White House Asks Americans to Stop Tweeting That Nobel Prizes Deflect Bullets
The Onion @midwest.social Denmark Says Trump Can Have Greenland if He Can Do Twenty Consecutive Pushups
The Onion @midwest.social As Tensions Flare with Iran, FIFA Reminds World Their Peace Prize Only Involved Match Play
The Onion @midwest.social ICE Agents Angered as Minnesota Businesses Begin Refusing Entry Without Warrant
The Onion @midwest.social Republicans Dismayed as Argument Between Trump and Bjork Clearly Makes Him the Crazy One
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The Onion @midwest.social Trump Furious as ICE Immediately Sends Maduro Back to Venezuela
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The Onion @midwest.social White House Announces East Wing Will Now Be Trump Family Crypt and Corporate Office
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The Onion @midwest.social Trump Cancels Hunter Biden’s Pardon, Claiming Presidential Privilege
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