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  • Well yes, I am a sane person who watched a nuclear program, monitored by outside observers, be refurbished.

    What, you got a really cool youtube video I have to see?

  • This is a horrible take; russia underspent on their army (with current results) to upgrade and refurbish the nuclear forces.

  • Second half was probably Jeep, let’s be honest.

  • Houston Intercontinental Airport, this week.

    Texas is doubling down on stupid.

  • “Stupid Piece of Shit” is great for asking people if this is how they think. Some people don’t know they have depression from critical thinking.

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  • They probably pay less than I make. I’d rather someone young get their big break than work there.

    Also it’s dangerous to turn your hobbies into jobs. Sometimes imposing a deadline can ruin a passion.

  • So, like Hyundai? Pretty sure they wash every bag first.

  • That can’t even be stupidity, no one is that stupid. I’m a 90’s conservative and give me a middle of the road democrat every day.

    Edit: click on his name! I don’t feel bad for this guy, but I would like to offer pity to the local ubereats drivers.

  • Flip money tables to slow them down, and whip them if you get the chance!

  • Stay tuned next week when they roll out AICE!

  • Man, I feel like I’m playing War Thunder all of a sudden.

  • Trump body pillow.

  • Man, claude and I were getting into it last night. When you guys sleep, we all argue with each other. “Sure,” you’re thinking, “what about time zones?” But do you really believe we’d scatter all the survivors in different time zones - that’s so inefficient.

  • I saw a guy living in a Maxwell Tent under a bridge. Makes you think.

  • Too many reporters, one is the limit.

  • Betting there’s a contest for it at Defcon 2026

  • If Kotek has any sense she’ll do exactly this. If the president is a troll, you have to be a Billy goat.

  • No, this is Patrick!

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