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  • I sadly laid off last December, when he was elected the writing was on the wall.

  • Congressman Sturbgetter will be tough on cow traffic like America needs. #GetSomeSturb

  • Look we have enough participation trophies, we don’t want to bog down the ceremonies with another 400 awards. Also some of these people will be limping, possibly in wheelchairs. And god forbid we have a shooting at the event and we didn’t bring enough medals.

    I kinda feel like this is sarcasm but I’m not even sure any more. How did we get here?

  • Sir, where is the meth.

  • She probably has a great serpentine, too.

  • I feel like you have the ethical upper hand, keep doing what you’re doing.

  • “This bathwater is dirty, why do you insist to keep bringing up babies!”

  • Removed

    Me too!

    Jump
  • A bit of a dry spell, huh?

  • Doodle is a great artist, if you can support their Patreon, please do.

  • Search my name by posts, Leo gets around.

  • Is this corruption locally sourced?

  • I wrote it, I guess about an hour ago. So this is the source link.

  • If there is a gold fringe on the flag, it makes it a navel ICC.

  • Not only can you say it, you can get temperate responses and arguments on the subject and not the person. Sure, we have to deal with some absolutists like on .mil, but after a few weeks of blocking the bad actors, this is a really refreshing environment.

    Edit: and to OP on .ml, that wasn’t against you. Be sure to search around for areas that interest you, it can be sparse but there are some real gems here.

  • The real satire is the fascism we made along the way.

  • Sounds like you need a drink!

  • I thought about it. He’d never do it, because he’s probably pardoned himself, and wants to keep that as an escape clause.

  • Fair point.

  • We don’t have time for that any more, now we just say something is a terror cartel.

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    Trump Promises Confused Reporters He Will Save the Daylight from Time Beavers on November 2nd

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    Trump Announces Jackson’s Secret Treasure Hoard not Under East Wing of White House

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    Al-Queda Sues Clark Construction for Intellectual Property Theft Over Demolition of White House

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    Israel Vows to Stay in Gaza Until All of Ukraine is Free

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    White House Denies Trump Leaving US for a Younger Country

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    Republican Voters Demand More Angry Liberals, Less Consequences

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    Trump Threatens to Shut Down Canadian Government as Deadlock Continues

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    Turning Point Rejects Claims Commemorative Sniper Rifle is ‘Insensitive’

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    White House Rumors of New US Peace Prize “Bigger Than Nobel”

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    White House Deploys Carrier Task Force to Norway in Anticipation of Peace Prize

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    BMW to Enable Turn Signals on All Luxury Vehicles in 2026

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    Trump Whitehouse to Replace Special Forces With AI by June 2026

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