I wake up at 2am after my 2 hour manly power sleep and dunk my face in artisinal ice water and then shove a banana up my ass. Dont need no coffee im too sigma for that

20% of hexbear posters get 80% of the upvotes. Really makes you thonk

20% of the people own 80% of the pareto principle books

Guy next to me on the train had like 100 books all about the pareto principle like surely 1 is enough. The rest was other business and self help books like cmon read something fun just once. Anyway i was reading Gormenghast cos im cool

Then posting a video in hysteria that their mcmuffin was poisoned with fentanyl (they have IBS)

Gooning is edging and cooming is cooming

No communism only depression. I see no hope in this world anymore when my workers are fighting against themselves

People are the problem of people i cant see a way out of this if were not a fucking hivemind. We have built our own chains how does anyone escape from this?

HR is ontologically evil, they exist in opposition to me I will not accept otherwise. Its not a real job, tribes did not have HR

Half Life Alyx was half life 3, the gamers are in denial cos its not what they wanted half life 3 to be

Its not that people assume its that businesses ask for it, having to deal with editing a pdf which should not be edited because some stupid job application wants me to do it or some random crusty government function that isn’t qualified to use a computer thought it was basically a word document.

Well i guess under communism nobody will be asking me to edit pdfs then its purpose as a utility for printing will be its use…. Printing its reactionary I will not be taking questions

Under communism the aberration that is PDF wouldn’t exist

I want Victorian england capitalism back. If my bread isnt 50% plaster I dont want it. If my milk doesnt wipe out an entire generation of children i dont want it