Plastic in the balls. Metal in the guts. Asbestos in the lungs. Worms in the brain.
Plastic in the balls. Metal in the guts. Asbestos in the lungs. Worms in the brain.

Plastic in the balls. Metal in the guts. Asbestos in the lungs. Worms in the brain.

Just waiting for the deregulated free market to solve these kinds of issues
If people use the product irresponsibly and fail to run magnets over their produce it's their own fault really.
Well they’re trying to solve the issue that you aren’t magnetic, but the government keeps stopping them.
I once found a spring in a box of cereal
Peak cereal box toy prize.
How nice of them to add extra iron
Was it a good sproingy spring at least?
I once found a spring in a box of cereal
Oof, I actually once had to drop a box of cereal cause.....it had a fall
Always buy the whole block of cheese! It’s cheaper for the amount of cheese you get.
you dont get free sawdust with it though. 2 in 1, what a bargain! (cos i think the shredded stuff is coated with something to prevent the shreds from sticking together)
The good stuff is usually potato starch or corn starch, but the cheap stuff is indeed often "cellulose". Apparently some use both.
like i got time to grate stuff
Capitalism is driving me insane
Keep it going, this is bars
I want Victorian england capitalism back. If my bread isnt 50% plaster I dont want it. If my milk doesnt wipe out an entire generation of children i dont want it
A solid percentage of the US population is unironically like this. So many chuds just want to be victorians but with AI slop everywhere.
broke: going vegan for budget or animal-wellbeing reasons
woke: going vegan because all the non-vegan food in the US is poison
i looked into this extensively a few years ago and IIRC what i found was that the metal content of rice depends greatly on where it's grown. i think Thai rice had the most and Indian had the least, generally. but yeah, metal in my rice is
Don't worry, capitalists has it covered! Vegan food in the US is poison too!
ohhhh this is why ALL the processed cheese was on sale last night when i went to the store. i was so confused because literally the entire cheese fridge had sale stickers on every product and I was like "is kraft's shredded cheese a hot product right now or did they order way too much for thanksgiving or something"
Get a recall for safety and put it on clearance, someone should be executed for that and im not exaggerating. like that store manager could kill someone
To be fair I don't think my grocery store actually sells any of the recalled stuff but they definitely had all of the Kraft branded processed cheese & like the Tillamook on sale. So I assume it was more of a "oh there's a big cheese recall let's just put all of this bagged cheese on sale to entice people who may be wary of buying processed cheese this week" if I had to guess and less "offload all of this recalled shit now" LMAO
could kill someone
And if not death, then life changing injuries or at least intense pain until the injuries heal who knows when; can you imagine getting an appointment for an MRI without knowing this is why you're in intense pain?
Metal-roni and Cheese
Ferr-O's
That’s too good
This is why I only eat houseplants. 😠
Are you my cat?
lets not bring the worms into this. we are a peaceful people. we cant help if your brains are warm and the world is so cold to us
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
plastic in the balls
nothing a good vet can't fix
Thanks for the link, thankfully my product wasn't recalled but I quickly panicked.
Okay but if I die of cheese please tell people it hypnotized me like a cartoon mouse and lead me to some kind of kill box.