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Israel formally states it did not kill Charlie Kirk

In a video statement, Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu called the growing MAGA conspiracy a ‘monstrous big lie.’

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  • Incidentally, why don't we all play with the same truthiness ruleset?

    Benjamin Netanyahu ordered the hit on Charlie Kirk.

    We know with certainty that Donald Trump did not order the hit, as he'd be bragging about it.

    • Do we really, though? I don't trust El Taco to remember what he's wearing at the moment, let alone whether or not he ordered a hit.

  • This sounds exactly what someone who did kill Charlie Kirk would say. /s

    Real talk y'all, I didn't even really think to entertain that conspiracy until this.

  • Nothing strange here.

    It's just like the formal declaration we all made as individuals, to deflect suspicion from ourselves.

    Totally normal.

    • He begins his declaration by quoting Joseph Goebbels

      That was very necessary I guess

  • In other news, Hamas formally states it was not using Charlie Kirk as a human shield, Israeli strike totally unjustified.

  • It's Bibi flexing muscles in the most inappropriate way once again. Almost like a brand account posting a deeply unfunny meme joke but said account is for an international spy/terrorist network.

    But young person being afraid of getting mossad'ed for his internet posting for a long period of time and not getting any (medical) attention is the centerpiece of that story, not the eventual snap, and not even a backlash we see in the media now. There are a lot of these neglected and driven insane dudes that fash chaotically nurtured with no understanding of how to manage them, or even care, more likely hoping they'd ride the wave. Well, Shapiro canceled his appearance right after the event, and the whole martyr thing is probably also because they want to retarget such shooters from now on, exaggerating how it's wrong to harm exactly them, not the other side, assuming there is still more to come and being afraid of how indiscriminate these attacks would be. Seizing the opportunity is one thing, but I do find they geniunely weren't prepared for what they wished into existence.

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