me_irl
me_irl
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When I see a dog I say "Woof!"
When I see a cat I say "Meow!"
When I see a cow I say "Moo!"
When I see a human, I say "That's my purse! I don't know you!" and kick them in the groin.
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That Kolanaki ain't right.
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When I see a horse I say moo because neigh is stupid and I figure they're probably bilingual
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Got dangit, Bobby!
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An effective way of deterring humans is in fact to flatly say “Hello human” to them
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Aight ima start doing this, wish me luck
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I thought about commenting, but then I was worried we'd make small talk
Err, I meant to say- same
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Makes sense. Humans are the most dangerous species on the planet.
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I avoid eye contact, but wish they would talk to me. it's tiring being alone with no one to ramble on or respond to my rambling.
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Practice quick, brief eye contact and a smile with strangers.
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When I see a pig I say "ACAB, jackass!"
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Tbf, saying "hello human" would be even weirder
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When friends see Elon Musk they quickly wave, then quickly stop, mid-wave.
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When I see a velociraptor I say "Clever girl."
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If you were a cat, seeing another cat would be a similar calculation, involving the politics of territory
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To be fair the other 4 are very unlikely to try and talk to you
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Hello world
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Is it maybe because you definitely know the dog, cat and chicken aren't going to talk to you?
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