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Republican election chief accused of slipping MDMA, cocaine into granddaughters’ ice cream

www.rawstory.com Republican election chief accused of slipping MDMA, cocaine into granddaughters’ ice cream

James Edwin Yokeley Jr. — the 66-year-old Republican chairman of the Surry County, North Carolina, Board of Elections — faces serious criminal charges after authorities in Wilmington, North Carolina, revealed he allegedly slipped illegal drugs into his granddaughters' ice cream.According to Raleigh,...

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This is a wild story, dude flag down an officer at the gas station, told him he thought somebody drugged his grandkids ice cream. Didn't realize there was surveillance.
- 100% he was gonna claim it was a (((Democrat))) or a (((liberal))). Those that know know.
  
  Best not to use white supremacy symbols and signals though
- I just have to wonder "why"? What's the end goal. Risk your grandchild's safety to sue a Dairy Queen? It doesn't make sense.
  
  There's no telling what his intentions were here.
  It could have been politically motivated.
  He could have dementia.
  Maybe he was high on cocaine and ecstasy, and wanted to share.
  Not enough details are available right now.

Why are these people so fucking weird

An excerpt from his resignation letter:
...I remain prayerfully confident that I will be exonerated of all accusations leveled against me.
"Prayerfully confident"? Really?
https://wcti12.com/news/local/surry-county-elections-chair-resigns-after-criminal-charges-involving-granddaughters
- So confident, he is resigning.

Read the article please! He was trying to make Dairy Queen employees look like they were poisoning kids, not trying to molest the girls. He put pills in their milkshakes and then showed a cop the milkshakes, claiming they came that way. Cops found video of him putting the pills in.
He's still a bad man who put his grandkids in harm's way, or at best used them in commission of a crime.
- I believe in his capacity to do both

Oh, nice! They found a new contender for the least corrupt and criminal Republican in government in the USA.
- Yeah, crazy he was able to get access to cocaine and mdma though. How could a Election Official with close ties to a political party ever access something so illicit? "They"™️ must have used Jewish brainwashing lasers to make him do it.

Everyone in the comments seems confused today. The guy was going to rape his granddaughters. He hadn’t planned on them discovering the drugs while they ate the ice cream. Had to play concerned grandparent at that point.
- Sounds like he just put whole pills into the ice cream. Can’t imagine thinking someone would eat a pill like that without noticing. Then again, dude is clearly out of his mind so idk.
  
  I sneak whole pills into peanut butter for my dog
- Doesn't seem that way to me.
  Why would he really go to the cops instead of lying and saying he did if he wanted to drug them?
  Sounds like he had some beef with the DQ and wanted to make trouble for them.
- The guy was going to rape his granddaughters
  My guess is he needed new photographic material to give to his dear pedo leader

Don't worry, he just wanted to rape her. He is a Republican, after all.

Yokeley has since been booked on multiple felony counts, including contaminating food or drink with a controlled substance, possession of Schedule I narcotics, and child abuse.
He posted a $100,000 secured bond after his arrest and transport to the New Hanover County Detention Center, per the report.
Jesus, dude's not even locked up right now

FAMILEE VALUEZ
- Family strokes.

MDMA
Sounds like a good time
cocaine
Ugh, no thanks
granddaughter
Jesus fuck dude

Incoming trump pardon...

Looks like Maga has found its successor once trumps arteries finally fill fully up, any time now.

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