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Uhm

found here: https://masto.ai/@vagina_museum/115100134755954006

Science Memes @mander.xyz

They didn't stop to think if they should

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- It's a butt dick, Ackchyually.

I've heard of a cock inside a rectum, but a rectum inside a cock is a new one for me.
- Is it not normal to poop from there?
  
  Not right now, it isn't.

ChatGPT uses 4chan as its main source of info confirmed.

This is sad, actually, because this very technology is absolutely fantastic at identifying things in images. That's how image generation works behind the scenes!

ChatGPT screwed this up so badly because it's programmed to generate images instead of using reference images and then identifying the relevant parts. Which is something a tiny little microcontroller board can do.
If they just paid to license a data set of medical images... Oh wait! They already did that!
Sigh
- Yeah, I mean, this can be done with text too.
  People should mostly be using a RAG retrieval system, not pure LLM slop like this, for reference. It just hasn't really been made at scale because Google Search functioned as that well enough, and AI Bros seem to think everything should be done within LLM weights instead of proper databases.
  I mean... WTF. What if human minds were not allowed to use references?
  WolframAlpha was kinda trying to build this, but stalled.
- That "car" is a truck.
  
  Where is the trucks rectum
  
  Truck ⊂ Car
  
  That's a car
  The Entire world except america
  
  Truck:
  
  Car:
  
  It is in my opinion. Put this in perspective...
  These are train cars.
  
  These are road trains.
  
  But you might call them something else.
- It just took a bunch of results from a google search and slapped shit together
- Maybe it knows but doesn't care. The general idea of meatbag anatomy is that they are full of soft squishy tubes and they die easy. Who cares about the details?
- How much of the public outcry against data collection has resulted in us getting an inferior product publicly.
  
  I guess you end up with a public outcry and bad image generation when you just pirate everything
  
  Alright guys, I found Sam Altman's lemmy account!
  
  For images, it's not even data collection because all the images that are used for these AI image generation tools are out on the internet for free for anyone to download right now. That's how they're obtained: A huge database of (highly categorized) image URLs (e.g. ImageNET) is crawled/downloaded.
  That's not even remotely the same thing as "data collection". That's when a company vacuums everything they can from your private shit. Not that photo of an interesting building you uploaded to flickr over a decade ago.

I dont like the terrifying and painful implication that you are gonna be giving birth through your female uretra.
So sorry for your girldick
- It's called a rectum
  Jeez, it's even labeled
  
  At least it's named correctly. Should be pretty rekt after the birth
  
  I hardly knew him.
  
  Giving birth through a prolapsed asshole. That's got to be fun
- Unless the baby takes a wrong turn and ends up in the bladder, or is that the "large" intestine and the bladder is the one in the back?

AI is great they said, use it for everything they said.
Now we have images like this, that will reinforce that mess

Are you a Hyena?
- Dam, this is a good one.

that is gonna hurt like hell.
- It'll heal back, I'm sure. Plus if he gets lucky and gets an "I" section... That's gonna be a girthy rod if you know what I mean!.... I'm talking about the penis getting split open so they can get that new life into this world.

I hate it when my rectun goes floppy, it's a real hassle when giving birth.

That's gonna be a tight delivery.

Congratulations! It's a penis!

Anal birth would not be impossible, but would require a lot of training beforehand, and not everyone can be expanded to that size, and with large expansion comes some issues.
However giving birth through the urethra, especially though the penis, would be impossible. The farthest any women (any trans man into urethral insertions?) went is a bit larger than a penis, often at the cost of continence.
- "Urethral insertions" are called "sounding". I hate that I know that and I hate the one random drunk guy who decided I was his best friend for the evening who elaborated that to me.
- There's risk of tulipping.
  
  this is the top link I don't want to click in recent memory
  
  I'm not clicking that? Someone explain in the comments what that is

All it needs is a "pee" tag pointing at the balls... oh, wait.

Pee is stored in the cervix

You didn't say FACTUAL diagram! So clearly the godly, superintelligent LLM made no mistake - AGI confirmed
- If you haven't spent as much time refining the prompt as you would have to take an art class and do the medical research, have you really used the AI properly at all?

News site: Could ChatGPT's mpreg fetish be proof that it has consciousness?
- Me: yes

I'm on year 5 of a pudendal nerve injury.
Have come pretty close to blowing my brains out a few times.
Been in physical therapy for almost 2 years and finally seeing SOME improvement that makes me want to blow my brains out less. Can't ride bikes anymore. Can't really jog or run. Going to the bathroom can irritate it. Always on egg shells hoping I don't relapse, which happens sometimes.
If you look into these types of injuries they don't really do surgery for them cuz the region is such a web of nerves, muscles, and tendons that they can't really pinpoint the injury or work on it if they did cuz they'd cause permanent nerve damage during surgery. So most people just go to PT and cross their fingers that they can get to a place where they can just manage the pain for the rest of their lives.
Pelvic floor injuries are no fucking joke.
- This actually explains a lot of the anger
  
  Probably.
  Also being surrounded by unrealistically stupid people.

It got poisoned by Omegaverse. I guess Supernatural was good for something.
- Does the omegaverse have sigma males and aren't they fucktoys for the alphas? I can never remember and don't want to Google that stuff.

seems legit

Perfect allegory for AI. Easier to give birth through your asscock than the model getting it right.

wow this is the best republican trigger I have seen in a while. Print thousands of its copies (signed chatgpt) and drop it on texas&florida from an airplane.

As anatomically correct as a Christian calendar.
- Which calendar do you use?
  
  I don't. Guy at the office has one with an "unborn fetus" on one of the months, for the pic. Most of the rest is wildlife stuff, with scripture. But every year has at least one fetus page, usually with what looks to be a newborn or older free-floating in a cavern with text about how it has this or that at single digit weeks of age.

Are you a hyena OP?

The thread linked is actually great. Also, original post from u/snarky_spice on r/ChatGPT

Anyone remember that movie of the guy who got pregnant and that cursed ad where a guy had to give birth to a baby through his you know what
- Junior with Arnold Schwarzenegger?
  
  Or maybe they mean John Hurt in Alien?
  
  Wow, can you imagine the collective melt-down if that movie came out today?
  
  Yes that is the movie, never realised it was Arnold in that movie though
  Edit: had a quick look at the reviews and as I expected unfortunately there are bigoted human scum in the comments
  Please go and show the movie some love on IMDB
- Send link?
  
  Ok
  
  I don't remember the name of the movie or cursed ad unfortunately and I don't know why you'd want to watch the ad anyways because I remember it being very graphic and its just slightly less worser than two girls one cup
  Edit: The movie is Junior with Arnold Schwarzeneger (I probably butchered his last name but I can't remember how to spell it)
- I'm sorry what?

So when is see a pregnant trans man, is this what I sew?
- I'm just fat
  
  🤣 never ask....

Make 1994 magnum opus Junior believable!

I look forward to its inclusion in a FOX News* segment on the liberal manpregnation agenda next time they need a scare piece.
*Except where legally barred from calling itself "news".